Akadeimia Keipouron: We'll teach YOU HOTT Space-Knowledge Sexytimes!

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Recruitment is open! We run HOTT NRDS pvp sexytime fleets every Saturday at 12:00! If you want to discover the magic of shooting reds right in their stupid face, with missiles, ask us how! You’ll be amazed at how it brings out the best in you!

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Recruitment is open! Did you know? You can make a big difference in your life by making simple changes, like trying a new makeup palette, or “expressing yourself” by “serving looks,” or by flying with us and getting in touch with your emotions by shooting reds right in their stupid face, with missiles! Try it today! This might just be what turns things around for you!

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Recruitment is open! We have HOTT pvp sexytime roams every Saturday at 12:00! You’re invited! Just hop on our Discord and ask how you can discover a whole new world of exciting emotions and feelings, without even having to feel weird the next time you see your parents!

Recruitment is open! Don’t feel shy about trying new things! If you’ve ever wanted to experiment with things like “ewar” or “logi” or “shoot that guy,” come visit us! We’ll show you how to discover your authentic self!

Recruitment is open! Don’t miss the avant-garde breakfast display! The muffin arrangement will shock you out of your petty-bourgeoisie slumber and light the fire of cultural renewal and also sensual awakening in you!

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Recruitment is open! Dogs are standing by, waiting to review your application! Everybody gets top marks, because dogs are very good evaluators but they also love you and want you to succeed!

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Recruitment is open! Don’t forget to ask about our avant-garde poetry readings! You’ll never believe what slam poetry can do to open up your mind to new experiences!

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Recruitment is open! Did you know? You can improve your mood by at least 15% just by looking at pictures of cats or dogs! It’s a scientific fact! Come visit our Discord and see for yourself!