All this time I thought I’ve been helping people, but it occurred to me just now that I might be committing terrible crimes.
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Stop it. Get some help.
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Miners aren’t people, it’s fine.
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Good and bad are human morality, it isn’t applicable for capsuleers.
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Happy Halloween Space Witch
You’re so perfectly evil 
Keep up the good work!
You mean to tell me, that I am really just some sort of out of control maniac that kills completely and utterly innocent people in space for the faintest praise of a self declared space princess?
R i d i c u l o u s !
I am James Fuchs, a hero of the people! Everybody loves me! Everybody loves you! We are doing EVERYONE a favor by doing what we do, which is to keep high security space safe from all the bad people!
OK? CAN we stop with the rhetoricial thoughts that this is all just make-believe lies that we like to tell ourselves so we don’t feel some sort of theoretical guilt for the unspeakable atrocities that we would be truthfully comitting?? Because they’re all bad people! They deserve to be pulverized by Neutron Blasters! THEY DESERVED IT!!! IT NEEDED TO HAPPEN!! I’M NOT DOING THIS FOR ME, I’M DOING IT FOR EVERYONE!! OK?!!
With delirious regards
-Hero Fuchs
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I’m a little angel.
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I am pretty sure we are the bad guys and there are no white hats. I know someone here will say, but… but.. what about @Mike_Azariah ? He is a good guy correct?
The man hauls warships around and passes them out like candy to children. Duh!
Even Princess Rose Ivory killed her own mother, well she attempted to kill her first, but it was a family dispute over inheritance. One could perceive Rose to be nothing more than a spoiled brat with a homicidal mother.
I don’t think anyone can show a positive role model NPC or player character without blood on their hands. Eventually everyone gets touched by the flames. Well don’t feel like this is the only online universe without “good guys”, over in Black Desert everyone is possessed by Black Spirits that whisper in your ear. Everyone except for this one guy Marni who wishes he had a Black Spirit, but he is just too twisted for them.
Have fun!
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I don’t consider myself a baddie, in fact, I’m nobody. I’m like the stars & planets etc. in space. I’m just… there.
I kind of miss traveling through a sys with Aaaarrgg (spelling) in it, busting his butt for not being red or if he was, asking about how good the take was. While waiting for a cooldown, he was friendly and funny.
Try and look at your opponents in a different light and just maybe, you will get along with them better?
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It’s true. I am a robot. Meep Morp. Beep Boop.
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In the world of Eve-Online. Who doesn’t?
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Of course capsuleers are terrible people, New Eden is a dystopia after all. We are immortal demi-gods who treat death as a temporary inconvenience, ignoring all the mundane crew who perish when our ships are destroyed or damaged. We build factories on planets without a by-your-leave displacing and ignoring anyone who happens to be in our way. We treat scamming as an art form, praising those who come up with a new method of doing so, before rushing out to try and catch suckers before they discover the details of the scam. We fight wars destroying huge structures without thought for the mundane casualties caused. We lie in wait for unsuspecting passers by, blow up their ships and loot the wrecks. We are horrible people, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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This should answer any questions.
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Oh if only there was actual collision damage in this game!
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omg i forgot about the crew….
Are they ok??
I’m a “baddie”. I would decompress the ships life support 1st.
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You are helping people. I’m one of the many you’ve helped out of carebear mentality. The people you’ve rescued from a lifetime of staring at a mining laser have gone on to become the PvP players of EVE…and the ones who don’t rage quit over a frigate loss.
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He’s still around. Got a 6bn ISK pod kill today, if I recall correctly.
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