I’m going to address this part of your insult first. Through-out my life I have been called a know-it-all. Almost every person who has called me a know-it-all in rea life has ended up asking for my help with a school project (from junior high to college) or has asked me a question at work related to policy or procedure that they wanted to make sure they got the right answer for without having to look it up themselves. In short, being called a know-it-all isn’t an insult; its an acknowledgement by the person saying it that I know more than they do.
As for being condescending… yeah, I am speaking down to you. Because you are acting like a child. You knew the consequences to your (lack of) actions and are now complaining about it. And oh, I’m going to cover that in a minute… and you aren’t going to like it.
Okay… so open secret time. My wife started playing Eve about 2 years ago. And being the good mentor I am, I help her with a lot of things: skill plan, fittings, etc. Because of this, the copy of Evemon and Pyfa on my computer has full access to her ESI… which means I know what her skills are and I know how much she makes in ISK.
She goes mining with a corp mate who has a Rorq. She mines in a Covetor, which we both know is the T1 version of your hulks. I know how much she makes roughly each night… and it wouldn’t be too hard for her to grind 3 or 4 billion in 2 months if she tried… in a Covetor… compared to your two Hulks. So, if you think asking for a 2 billion ISK loan with a 4 billion ISK payout in 60 days is too hard; you’re conceding my wife (who has been playing for about 2 years) is better at Eve than you are. I mean… if you want to concede that, go for it.
Oh, I’m going to have fun with this. Before I begin, let’s be clear: the war broke out in early July of 2020. Remember that because its important.
Okay, I returned to Eve in mid February of 2020… which would be about 2 years ago. When I returned it was because the aforementioned wife had begun to play Eve and wanted us to play together. And she had read up enough to know we needed to find a player corp to really enjoy the game. So, I began my search for a corp that would fit us both.
This is early March. During this time, I was talking to a lot of various groups trying to find a group that would fit both of us. At the time, I was of the ‘grr goons… Mittani man bad’ mentality because I quit in 2014/2015 (remember Wizard Hat incident happened in 2012), so I wanted nothing to do with Goons. (Side note: oh, how times have changed). So while I was talking to various recruiters in Legacy colition, I asked about their relations with Goons. While talking to recruiters I learned a major war was brewing in March… that’s over three months prior to the war breaking out. Now, I’ll concede I didn’t know who was allying with who at the time… but I knew war was coming.
How the hell did someone who lived in null sec not know a war was coming? Did your alliance leaders not tell you anything? Did you not read reddit? Did you have your head shoved into the sand?
And let’s be honest, pretty much everyone who paid attention to the politics of Eve knew who the teams were for the next war in early June. You should have had at least a month awareness to move your assets into an NPC station.
Or are you telling me someone who had been out of the game for over 4 years was able to gather intel better and faster than you could? Are you going to concede that? No wonder you think I’m a know-it-all… you can’t see something that anyone paying attention to Eve politics knew was coming. Are you legally blind? Because at least then this ‘caught in the cross-fire’ bovine excrement of an excuse might have the slightly amount of validity to it. Otherwise, you’re just really bad at Eve.
By the way, this bovine excrement of an excuse still doesn’t explain why you don’t have enough liquid ISK to get your assets out of asset safety. Oh wait… that’s right… you’re bad at Eve. Keep forgetting that.
Its no wonder you’re always getting the short end of the stick in this game. You’re bad at it. A player who has been playing for 2 years can outproduce you in mining in an inferior ship… and a person who has been out of the game for over 4 years can gather intel faster than you can.
When you’re this bad at Eve, you’re always going to get the short end of the stick. And frankly, you deserve it. You can only be this bad at Eve by trying to be this bad at Eve.
And finally let’s address the rest of your weak insult. I doubt I cozy up to the PvP community. Let’s review the corps I’ve belonged to since returning to Eve Online. A PvP-first wormhole corp (Be Nice), a mercenary corp (Noir.), and Ascendence. Okay, I’ll admit I cozy up to the PvP community because I’m a member of it. I haven’t been PvPing as much lately though due to RL issues and I’m also building liquid ISK reserves.
As for shiny toys, what costs more? My 10/10 DED Marauder, my mid-bling fit Tengu, my 2 bling fit Garmurs or your Rorqual? I’m pretty sure all of those ships combined are worth less than your Rorqual. So, your comment is wrong… which makes your insult even weaker.
Also what’s your thing against vegans? Someone’s diet doesn’t determine how useful they are. I’ve meet people who didn’t eat specific diets who were utterly worthless and I’ve met some vegans who were some of the hardest working (and thus useful) people I’ve ever met.
I’m beginning to wonder… what are you worse at: insults or Eve Online?