At Bootstrap Mining we believe in a healthy work-life balance for all our colleagues

And still the days wore on and no metal was twisted and wrecked, no paint blistered by the inferno of an explosion and even the fuel remained in it’s tank where is was silent.

Instead a pristine line of vessels sat on the hangar floor, each yearning for it’s chance to bring glory to it’s pilot by exploding violently

“Please…”, croaked a small voice, " won’t someone rescue us from this infernal… tidiness"

But then that too was silent. Waiting. Waiting for more newly interfaced pod pilots to join our ranks…

16 days had now passed without loss of a Venture.

Everyone agreed that this was unnatural and not wholesome. And yet try as they might, they could not manage to wreck even a single miserably shiny new ship.

But they did not lose hope.

For they knew that out there somewhere in the vast void of space, their saviour was even now reading of their plight and with a single click to visit all their waiting would be over…

In their frustration, Bootstrap Mining took to dismantling other people’s ships. This did not make them universally popular.

However, it did satiate the need for twisted metal. At least briefly…

Looking for a corp this weekend? Why not get in touch?

Or you can just apply at

We are always interested in Joint-Ops! Feel free to reach out if you guys would ever like to join us on Fleet in the wormhole!

Sub Inc. - Undocking is our Specialty

It’s a long way to read up to the top so I thought it might be helpful to actually repost some of the key points from the main advert…

We live in NPC Null and specialise in industry, although we also have active PVP roams and some of our members engage in exploration and other PVE content extensively. We also have access to a C3 wormhole.

We are a mature, international group
Our membership is currently approximately 50% UK/EU, 40% US and 10% other timezones, although we are glad to welcome members of any nationality, gender, sexuality or religion who wish to join us in a mature and tolerant international corporation

We have great support systems
Our out of game systems and comms to allow us to keep in touch across varying timezones and play schedules. This includes an online store where members can order items to be built and delivered to them without the need to run shopping trips back to Jita and where we will buy resources including PI from our members

We are happy to train new players and have a variety of experience levels within the corporation
We have new pilot training plans available and are keen to help new pilots learn and develop their skills

We are real life friendly
We run corporate operations on a strictly optional basis, and encourage these to be member-led rather than centrally directed

If you wish to apply, please do so at

hi I would be interested I sent you a message in play

If you’re looking for a corp this weekend then read above… if you like what you see then get in touch via

Well it seems like this has slipped down the forum again…

We’re still open for new members!

We are still open for recruiting and I promise I will come up with something more entertaining than this for you all soon.


I’ve made a few updates to the top of this thread because it was a little out of date…

Right now we’re specifically looking for applicants for both our industry wing and our PVP wing as part of our sustainable growth strategy

We have a plan. We have the infrastructure. We are ready for more pilots!

Well since many of our EUTZ management team are at Evesterdam you should probably get an application in now ahead of the rush! is the place to do it

Do it now and you’ll have all weekend to be happy about it!

OK you’re now too late to be ahead of the rush… but you’re very welcome to join the rush!

Sunday is always a good day to join a new corp. It’s at least in the top 7 days to do it

In space no-one can eat ice-cream

But they can hear you singing to your pet asteroid

Just a warning to anyone who likes doing that

Poll time!

Because we haven’t had one recently…

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Voting remains open! Have your voice heard!

evewho says we’re now the 9th fastest growing corp in the game. Come and help us make it 8th fastest!

OK you did that.

Good job. Well done.

Now, how about 7th?