:fastparrot: Autism Cartel :fastparrot: LF Pirates for Small Gang and Large Scale PvP - US/EU/AU TZ

If you’re an active and experienced PvPer looking for a high quality gang to fly with than look no further!

Join a well established corp of bitter vets with a solid infrastructure that never remains complacent.



  • Top Killers for a month are awarded a total of 500 plex :heart_eyes:
  • Plenty of targets to hunt, kill, and harvest tears from.
  • Teamspeak3 for voice and Discord for text chat.
  • Plenty of ISK making oppurtunities
  • Citadel and Engineering Complex Network with access to all services
  • No monthly fees and low taxes at 5%
  • SRP for Doctrine Ships
  • NBSI

What kind of activities do we offer?

  • Null Roams
  • Suicide Ganks
  • Gate Camps
  • Piracy
  • Tear Harvesting

Who is in your player base?

  • Mid-twenties to fourty+ year old bitter vets
  • Former FCs from some of the largest alliances in the game
  • Wealthy Nerds that are determined to make our goals succeed
  • Majority of members are in the 100m SP Club

Requirements to Join?

  • Full Account API w/ No Expiry
  • Minimum 30m SP
  • Newer players with a good grasp of the game’s mechanics and Bitter Vets are welcome to join.
  • Capital Pilots or Near Capital Pilots are most preferred, but not required.
  • Must Register on Corp Discord and Authenticate with Alliance within 3 days of joining.

Where are we located?

  • Low Sec Amarr Space
  • Your Mom’s House


  • Join our Pub Channel = “Autism Cartel Pub”

Interested in Joining?

  • Submit an in-game app to the Autism Cartel AND full account API to a corp recruiter via in game message and we will follow up shortly after.



Clearly this group is a bunch of bad ass ship captains who love to bathe in other’s tears. Get it son!!

Still looking for more quality pilots. Come and shoot stuff with us!

New War Decs going out tomorrow. Over 5200 new war targets just in time for the weekend! Come and join in on the action!

All you guys looking to blow people up, we’re your group. Just get dumped out of political null-sec corps, come lick your wounds and use other player’s tears for the salve to get yourself back into top line content.

If you enjoy drinking delicious Carebear tears, this is a good group. JOIN NOW!

Run away and join the circus with us!

Wars just got started, come and join for content.


Added a few more pilots. Couple apps in progress as well. Come and join in for some good times and explosions.

Come and sign up for fun tonight on International Talk Like a Pirate Day! I foresee 'splosions and many YARRS!!! in Local Tonight!

Added more quality pilots!

The time is now to get in on the ground floor!

Last Night was a blast! Faction fitted Orca kill, than went onto BLOPS some fools in Provi. YARRRR!!!

Back to the top!

…the bobo bigtop?

Is the combat mostly happening in hisec or lowsec?

It ain’t easy being -10…

ATM I’d say 40% in HS, 30% in LS, 30% in Null.

We do having a lowsec staging area as we do have a couple members with blinky red sec status :slight_smile:

I do forsee though in the near future LS being our primary stomping grounds as that is most definitely the plan.

New Killboard Looks Sweet!

Interested. Got a Pub channel?

(I got a little one on the spectrum, so the name makes me chuckle)

Join the autism train today, im day 1 in and already great laughs :slight_smile: