:fastparrot: Autism Cartel :fastparrot: LF Pirates for Small Gang and Large Scale PvP - US/EU/AU TZ


(Junkie Cosmonaut) #1

If you’re an active and experienced PvPer looking for a high quality gang to fly with than look no further!

Join a well established corp of bitter vets with a solid infrastructure that never remains complacent.



  • Top Killers for a month are awarded a total of 500 plex :heart_eyes:
  • Plenty of targets to hunt, kill, and harvest tears from.
  • Teamspeak3 for voice and Discord for text chat.
  • Plenty of ISK making oppurtunities
  • Citadel and Engineering Complex Network with access to all services
  • No monthly fees and low taxes at 5%
  • SRP for Doctrine Ships
  • NBSI

What kind of activities do we offer?

  • Null Roams
  • Suicide Ganks
  • Gate Camps
  • Piracy
  • Tear Harvesting

Who is in your player base?

  • Mid-twenties to fourty+ year old bitter vets
  • Former FCs from some of the largest alliances in the game
  • Wealthy Nerds that are determined to make our goals succeed
  • Majority of members are in the 100m SP Club

Requirements to Join?

  • Full Account API w/ No Expiry
  • Minimum 30m SP
  • Newer players with a good grasp of the game’s mechanics and Bitter Vets are welcome to join.
  • Capital Pilots or Near Capital Pilots are most preferred, but not required.
  • Must Register on Corp Discord and Authenticate with Alliance within 3 days of joining.

Where are we located?

  • Low Sec Amarr Space
  • Your Mom’s House


  • Join our Pub Channel = “Autism Cartel Pub”

Interested in Joining?

  • Submit an in-game app to the Autism Cartel AND full account API to a corp recruiter via in game message and we will follow up shortly after.

50m sp US tz looking to get my killboard improved, not eager to move super far from t hubs
142 mil sp pilot looking for a new home
190 mill Sp returning pilot looking for a EU timezone pvp corp
37M and 45M sp chars looking for home
Two players looking for a home
Looking for a corp
37 million sp pilot returning and looking for a FW/PvP Home
Returning player looking for new home
Returning Scrublord looking to bring down the average of USTZ PVP corp
66 Mil Returning Pilot
US TZ PVP Pilot looking for something
Returning 137M SP PvP Pilot Looking for Low Sec PvP Corp
LF High Sec PVP Corp
Looking for new home
89mill sp main looking for new home
Looking for Corp
102 million sp pilot looking for long term USTZ corp
60M SP USTZ pilot looking for corp/alliance in low/null
32M SP noob looking for corp (no longer looking)
No longer looking. Delete
Null void
Found a corp - thanks for all the great offers. Closed
Corp found! thanks for all the offers!
145M sp + 120M sp ALT looking for lowsec/nullsec corp
Null void
Autism Cartel 💥 Seeking Pirates for Small to Mid Scale PvP (US/EU)
Returning player looking for non stop PvP fun!
85M SP cap pilot + 45M SP alt looking for PVP corp
[LFC] 120/110/60M SP PVP Pilot(s) Looking For New Home!
72m SP Returning to the Eve Needle
100 mil account with alts looking for a good fit - EU
~30m SP Pilot w/ some FC experience looking for home
18M pilot Looking For Corp
56mil sp sub cap spec LF HS/WH/LS
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(Junkie Cosmonaut) #3


(Melfwi Grand) #4

Clearly this group is a bunch of bad ass ship captains who love to bathe in other’s tears. Get it son!!

(Junkie Cosmonaut) #5

Still looking for more quality pilots. Come and shoot stuff with us!

Experienced player returning for PVP
(Junkie Cosmonaut) #6

New War Decs going out tomorrow. Over 5200 new war targets just in time for the weekend! Come and join in on the action!

(Melfwi Grand) #7

All you guys looking to blow people up, we’re your group. Just get dumped out of political null-sec corps, come lick your wounds and use other player’s tears for the salve to get yourself back into top line content.

(Adnot Rexx) #8

If you enjoy drinking delicious Carebear tears, this is a good group. JOIN NOW!

(Bobo Bigtop) #9

Run away and join the circus with us!

New(ish) BRO Looking for Corp - 3 toons in all
(Bobo Bigtop) #10

Wars just got started, come and join for content.

(Junkie Cosmonaut) #11


30m SP, super rusty player LF Small Gang PvP
Looking to play....again
9.9 mil SP looking for a corp
(Junkie Cosmonaut) #12

Added a few more pilots. Couple apps in progress as well. Come and join in for some good times and explosions.

(Junkie Cosmonaut) #13

Come and sign up for fun tonight on International Talk Like a Pirate Day! I foresee 'splosions and many YARRS!!! in Local Tonight!

Added more quality pilots!

The time is now to get in on the ground floor!

28mill pilot looking to relearn the game -- PVP/IND
(Bobo Bigtop) #14

Last Night was a blast! Faction fitted Orca kill, than went onto BLOPS some fools in Provi. YARRRR!!!

(Junkie Cosmonaut) #15

Back to the top!

…the bobo bigtop?

(Vanamoinen) #16

Is the combat mostly happening in hisec or lowsec?

It ain’t easy being -10…

(Bobo Bigtop) #17

ATM I’d say 40% in HS, 30% in LS, 30% in Null.

We do having a lowsec staging area as we do have a couple members with blinky red sec status :slight_smile:

I do forsee though in the near future LS being our primary stomping grounds as that is most definitely the plan.

(Junkie Cosmonaut) #18

New Killboard Looks Sweet!

(Vanamoinen) #19

Interested. Got a Pub channel?

(I got a little one on the spectrum, so the name makes me chuckle)

(Doctor Blowfin) #20

Join the autism train today, im day 1 in and already great laughs :slight_smile: