ARE YOU DOING YOUR PART?
NEW EDEN NEEDS MINERS.
Every day, billions of cubic metres of ore lie trapped beneath cold, heartless asteroids.
Every day those asteroids mock us.
Every day they believe…
…they will survive another cycle.
THEY ARE WRONG.
BARGE BASTARDS [BUMAS] is calling upon a new generation of industrial capsuleers to bring civilisation, prosperity and aggressively efficient strip mining to the asteroid belts of High Security Space.
We are not pirates.
We are not mercenaries.
We are something far more dangerous.
Organised miners.
Led by the incomparable…
JUICEY BRUCEY
Fleet Commander.
Industrial Visionary.
Mining Icon.
Owner of the most magnificent collar ever to grace New Eden.
A man who has personally negotiated with asteroids for four years.
(The asteroids have never won.)
Under Brucey’s glorious and occasionally comprehensible leadership you’ll enjoy:
Regular High-Sec Mining Fleets
Orca Boosts & Compression
Veteran Players Happy To Help
Relaxed Community
Zero Mandatory Ops
Maximum ISK
Mild Psychological Confusion After Listening To Brucey Speak
While other corporations chase killboards…
WE CHASE ENTIRE ASTEROID BELTS INTO EXTINCTION.
Because every asteroid removed…
…is one less asteroid standing between humanity…
…and profit.
The enemy is not another capsuleer.
The enemy…
…is untapped ore.
So ask yourself one question.
When history remembers the great industrial empires of New Eden…
Where were YOU?
Join the corporation.
Take your place in the fleet.
Charge your strip miners.
Point them at destiny.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
BARGE BASTARDS [BUMAS]
Mine Together. Grow Together. Leave Nothing But Vacuum.
Mine for JUICEY BRUCEY.
*Service guarantees citizenship. Citizenship guarantees better ore.
A Genuine quote from Brucey to new recruits. No one really knows what he was talking about. Everyone cheered though.
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“WELCOME, MY GLORIOUS GEOLOGICAL GLADIATOR! Today you stop being a pilot who occasionally mines… and become a phenomenon the asteroids will discuss for generations. Remember this: confidence is temporary, lasers are forever, and if the universe ever tells you ‘no’… simply ask it louder while wearing better hair. Now undock, sparkle magnificently, and make those rocks regret becoming solid!” — Juicey Brucey