Strangely enough, our submission to the poster contest didn’t win, but in the Caldari Union Day Propaganda Contest our members William Orlerian and Ivorenne Gaspardieu took first place and received an honourable mention 
The only way you’ll ever hear me sing on comms is if you join the corp because I only sing for corp members.
Hey you, you can stand under our umbrella, ella, ella.
We are still recruiting, come bop to Carameldansen with us.
I had a dream last night that I always spelled out my name when I said it instead of just saying “Teacher” and it was pretty weird. Still recruiting.
We are the rainbow that emerges from the wormhole. Apply now! 
Removed an inappropriate post.
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Check out our hot new video montage: PRISM Shenanigans - YouTube
We also have a hot new website: https://www.wormhole.gay/
hello! would love to join this corp! sent mail <3
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Boop you in the snoot 
Come get in on some hot ship on ship action.
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Do you remember?
When we shot ships in September?
We were turning that steel to ember.
While chasing the reds away.
Our guns were ringin’
Our pilots had ships they were blingin’
As they danced in the night, remember
How hole control stole the night away, oh, yeah
Hey, hey, hey
Ba-dee-ya, say do you remember?
Ba-dee-ya, shootin’ in September
Ba-dee-ya, chasing all the reds away
Hey, hey, hey
Ba-dee-ya, say, do you remember?
Ba-dee-ya, dancin’ in September
While chasing the reds away
Ba-du-da, ba-du-da, ba-du-da, ba-du
Ba-du-da, ba-du, ba-du-da, ba-du
Ba-du-da, ba-du, ba-du-da
New video, still recruiting:
Bump. Yep, just a good old regular vanilla bump.
We built this city!
…
We built this city on ROCK AND ROLL!
Null-sec got you down? Feeling like the game just isn’t fun anymore? Ready to try something new?
Then try over-the-counter Wormhole Space. Wormhole Space is the only content clinically proven to bring people back from the brink of winning EVE for good with its patented variety-of-content and constant-change formula.
Warning: side effects of Wormhole Space include anxiety, paranoia, anhedonia from non-wormhole activities, and becoming too based for your own good.
Talk to a BNYSE recruiter today to find out if Wormhole Space is right for you.
Still trying to slow bump this thread out of tether range.
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Give me an “S”!
Give me a “T”!
Give me an “ill recruiting”!
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