Be Nice Inc. is a leftist LGBTQ+ wormhole corp that likes to get hot and nasty with kitchen sink ■■■■■■■■. If you want a chill environment to hang out on coms and yeet yourself into fights without having to put up with cringey freaks dropping slurs or being sexist weirdos, then we are the place for you.
Before you ask, no, I don’t know what our statics are, because we haven’t moved into a new hole yet. I can tell you at least one of them will be krabbable, which I know is what you really want to ask anyway. The people that come into these threads and demand to know what the statics are are ALWAYS the same freakazoids that love staying up till 1 am on a weeknight so they can peacefully rat in one of our statics. Don’t even try to lie about it, it’s okay, we accept you as you are, just make sure you’re firing off those thicc isk stacks into buying pvp ships and going out and finding content.
To be completely clear: If you join us and then all you do is krab, we WILL unceremoniously yeet you out of an airlock.
We need filthy little murder goblins, not cash raking finance gremlins.
What do we offer?
We have a zero tolerance policy for any sort of racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, or general fascist bootlicking behavior. We also aren’t going to debate common sense decency ■■■■ with people. Similarly, we aren’t interested in teaching people how to not be a dickweed, sort your own ■■■■ out, we just want to play vidya games in peace.
We also have weekly movie nights where we spool up some premier garbo movies and let the steaming hot film trash wash over our eyeballs like some kind of antithetical cinematic equivalent to clear eyes. We also sometimes watch actually good movies as a palate cleanser and because I worry if I don’t periodically do this my corpmates may genuinely atomize me and scatter my ashes wherever the exact opposite of my wishes would desire, probably Detroit.
Ship Replacement Program
We reimburse people for any ships lost in PVP fleets. The reimbursement is up to 200 mil for logistics ships and 100 mil for everything else. Feel free to game the system, if you aren’t fitting your interdictors so that they brush right up against that SRP limit then you really aren’t doing it right.
Incentives for Scouts
Scouting is important for finding fights in wormhole space and we like to reward any scout who finds a gank/fight with all PVP loot dropped by enemies during the fight. Scouts also receive an extra share from structure bashes.
Buy Back Program
No need to haul your loot to a market yourself, you can sell anything to us at 90% Jita Buy price and let us worry about hauling it out.
- 30m sp
- Can fly at least one T3c with all subsystems at V
- Cloaking IV
- All Astrometrics skills to IV (or an alt with them to IV)
- Prior PvP experience
- Willing to hang out on coms while playing
- You aren’t a jerkwad
There is wiggle room on some of these requirements, even wigglier room if you join with a friend that meets all of them.
“What if I don’t meet the requirements?”
Reach out anyway. Even if you can’t join us yet, you can still come hang out in our Discord. We can also refer you to our newbie-friendly sister corp Chroma Corp. They have similar vibes but base in high-sec instead of wormhole space.
I mean, so long as the requirement you don’t meet isn’t the jerkwad one, otherwise you’re kinda on your own with that one chief.
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