🏳️‍🌈 Be Nice Inc., a leftist LGBTQ+ PVP Wormhole Corp & Gayest Corp in J-Space

Nǐhǎo dirtbags.

Be Nice Inc. is a leftist LGBTQ+ wormhole corp that likes to get hot and nasty with kitchen sink ■■■■■■■■. If you want a chill environment to hang out on coms and yeet yourself into fights without having to put up with cringey freaks dropping slurs or being sexist weirdos, then we are the place for you.

Before you ask, no, I don’t know what our statics are, because we haven’t moved into a new hole yet. I can tell you at least one of them will be krabbable, which I know is what you really want to ask anyway. The people that come into these threads and demand to know what the statics are are ALWAYS the same freakazoids that love staying up till 1 am on a weeknight so they can peacefully rat in one of our statics. Don’t even try to lie about it, it’s okay, we accept you as you are, just make sure you’re firing off those thicc isk stacks into buying pvp ships and going out and finding content.

To be completely clear: If you join us and then all you do is krab, we WILL unceremoniously yeet you out of an airlock.

We need filthy little murder goblins, not cash raking finance gremlins.

What do we offer?

Community

We have a zero tolerance policy for any sort of racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, or general fascist bootlicking behavior. We also aren’t going to debate common sense decency ■■■■ with people. Similarly, we aren’t interested in teaching people how to not be a dickweed, sort your own ■■■■ out, we just want to play vidya games in peace.

We also have weekly movie nights where we spool up some premier garbo movies and let the steaming hot film trash wash over our eyeballs like some kind of antithetical cinematic equivalent to clear eyes. We also sometimes watch actually good movies as a palate cleanser and because I worry if I don’t periodically do this my corpmates may genuinely atomize me and scatter my ashes wherever the exact opposite of my wishes would desire, probably Detroit.

Ship Replacement Program

We reimburse people for any ships lost in PVP fleets. The reimbursement is up to 200 mil for logistics ships and 100 mil for everything else. Feel free to game the system, if you aren’t fitting your interdictors so that they brush right up against that SRP limit then you really aren’t doing it right.

Incentives for Scouts

Scouting is important for finding fights in wormhole space and we like to reward any scout who finds a gank/fight with all PVP loot dropped by enemies during the fight. Scouts also receive an extra share from structure bashes.

Buy Back Program

No need to haul your loot to a market yourself, you can sell anything to us at 90% Jita Buy price and let us worry about hauling it out.

Requirements

  • Omega
  • 30m sp
  • Can fly at least one T3c with all subsystems at V
  • Cloaking IV
  • All Astrometrics skills to IV (or an alt with them to IV)
  • Prior PvP experience
  • Willing to hang out on coms while playing
  • You aren’t a jerkwad

There is wiggle room on some of these requirements, even wigglier room if you join with a friend that meets all of them.

“What if I don’t meet the requirements?”

Reach out anyway. Even if you can’t join us yet, you can still come hang out in our Discord. We can also refer you to our newbie-friendly sister corp Chroma Corp. They have similar vibes but base in high-sec instead of wormhole space.

I mean, so long as the requirement you don’t meet isn’t the jerkwad one, otherwise you’re kinda on your own with that one chief.

Our Videos

PRISM Shenanigans: PRISM Shenanigans - YouTube

Be Nice Shenanigans: Be Nice Inc. - Shenanigans - YouTube

Spiky Ball Home Defense: J122728 Spiky Ball Home Defense - YouTube

Zkill

Contacts

Dirtbag CEO & Head Recruiter: SpinZy

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I know what you’re thinking. It’s been a whole day already, are they still recruiting? Yes. Yes we are.

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Can confirm that we put chemicals in our structures, it turns the freaking drones gay

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Still here, still queer, still recruiting.

Well hello there!

Well, I got a taste of wormhole life, but before I was able to really experience what it was like, my current corp leader went totally bananas.

We had a WH and I had finally gotten permissions to come play, however, my corp leader started getting really sketchy and doing really random things like kicking members for no reason. Eventually, we all came to find out that this guy and his alts were CEOs of all branches of the corporation. So he’s a big fat liar.

Needless to say… I’m a little miffed and now trying to figure out what’s next. I didn’t get a chance to try anything and a WH corp still sounds appealing since most of my activity has been in high sec.

Anyway, I love your MO. This is a really cool thing you are promoting.

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Guess what?

We’re still recruiting.

Can’t stop recruiting, won’t stop recruiting.

Come blow stuff up with us!

Hey there, i’m looking for a new home and really enjoy wh hunting, but have had trouble in the last little while with autz being dead, do you have any autz/late ustz crew?

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@Orca_Lemmont Thanks for the interest! I’ll send you a PM :).

We’re still recruiting!

Want to know what it’s like to fly with us? Watch this:

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All timezones welcome!

Come be space gay and do space crimes with us.

Hi i’m Australian and also trans, played this game 5 years ago but was eventually driven away by the toxicity, now coronavirus lockdown has driven me back.

Found all the cool LGBTQ friendly corps were American or European timezone while all the Australian timezone corps were cishet Aussie lads, was tragic. So “All timezones welcome” is very appealing.

I have never done wormholes but I have nullsec and lowsec experience. My two alts on this account are a planetary industry alt and a commodity speculator Jita alt.

Molly - 16 mil SP
PI alt - 4 mil SP
Jita alt - 9 mil SP

I also have a second account which is currently alpha - one toon for ratting and one for freight. I doubt I’ll use that for awhile cos I don’t wanna play that account with alpha restrictions and don’t wanna sub two accounts right away.

hmu

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Our alliance is pretty awesome too :).

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Are we still recruiting? Why yes. Yes we are. :rainbow:

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Hey you beautiful person, come blow up casual Vargurs with us. :rainbow:

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Still fed up with alt-right bs and still recruiting. :rainbow:

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