Und_Hsiao
(Und Hsiao)
61
“If [he] shat the bed, he’d applaud himself for not getting any on his pillow.” Does not apply to this guy.
Und_Hsiao
(Und Hsiao)
62
Two bad choices I have no control over but will affect my quality of life; both not for the better. This is a great system.
Und_Hsiao
(Und Hsiao)
63
Keep your electric eyes on me, baby.
Und_Hsiao
(Und Hsiao)
64
Huh. I was doing so well.
Und_Hsiao
(Und Hsiao)
65
Simon sez … join Blackout Brigade.
Und_Hsiao
(Und Hsiao)
66
Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’, keep them dogies rollin’ …
Und_Hsiao
(Und Hsiao)
67
Insert witty comment here.
Und_Hsiao
(Und Hsiao)
68
One night out. One night out in a couple of months and I’m wrecked. I don’t wanna be too old for this sh*t!
Und_Hsiao
(Und Hsiao)
69
Burrrrrgerrrrr Kiiiiiing …
Und_Hsiao
(Und Hsiao)
70
Contrary to the rumours you may have heard …
Und_Hsiao
(Und Hsiao)
71
So, where did those days go? I gotta stop huffing marshmallows.
Und_Hsiao
(Und Hsiao)
72
Mac ‘n’ cheese fills my belly, makes me happy.
Und_Hsiao
(Und Hsiao)
73
It’s going to be a real ding dong.
Und_Hsiao
(Und Hsiao)
74
Despite rumours to the contrary, Eve is still very much alive.
Und_Hsiao
(Und Hsiao)
76
The world us unfortunately a cold, hard place.
Und_Hsiao
(Und Hsiao)
77
Well how embarrassing was that typo?
Und_Hsiao
(Und Hsiao)
78
You know what they say. Better out than in. Unless of course better in than out.
Und_Hsiao
(Und Hsiao)
79
Sometimes, I’m like, “what am I even going on about?”
Und_Hsiao
(Und Hsiao)
80
Sometimes I’m like “where the hell have you been?”