“If [he] shat the bed, he’d applaud himself for not getting any on his pillow.” Does not apply to this guy.
Two bad choices I have no control over but will affect my quality of life; both not for the better. This is a great system.
Keep your electric eyes on me, baby.
Huh. I was doing so well.
Simon sez … join Blackout Brigade.
Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’, keep them dogies rollin’ …
Insert witty comment here.
One night out. One night out in a couple of months and I’m wrecked. I don’t wanna be too old for this sh*t!
Burrrrrgerrrrr Kiiiiiing …
Contrary to the rumours you may have heard …
So, where did those days go? I gotta stop huffing marshmallows.
Mac ‘n’ cheese fills my belly, makes me happy.
It’s going to be a real ding dong.
Despite rumours to the contrary, Eve is still very much alive.
The world us unfortunately a cold, hard place.
Well how embarrassing was that typo?
You know what they say. Better out than in. Unless of course better in than out.