Declaration of War

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Nice target rich environment for you Arwen. Should add some more to that list, I have some suggestions.

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I had no idea I was supposed to have started the war in the first place. I took it more to mean: “Ask Franco! He has good ideas!”

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I’d like to declare my support for Arwen.
By supplying her with the most advanced and deadly line of ships available for production, the friendship.

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Ah, yes when people gauge activity based on IGS engagement.

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That’s hot.

But, like, you know what’s even better? Shooting at other people with the object of your affection! Let me tell you, killing people together is a turn on for a whole lotta people.

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It can be just as nice with no shooting at all, like a nebula tour. Or a warzone fleet with a destination, like the Eve Gate.

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Well, sure, and I do love seeing all the great sights! Seeing the wonders of God’s creation has to be one of the best things there is, really. Of course, sometimes another person can be that wonder, too. Heh.

But, like. Violence gets a lot of people hot, you know, which I think was the theme of the original post I was replying to. But it’s healthier to do that with the object of your affection, not to them. Unless, of course, that’s what you’re both into and you’ve had a discussion about safewords first. Then by all means! As long as it’s all safe, sane, and consensual, I’m not going to judge anyone’s kink!

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Ma’am, this thread is about a declaration of war.

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I attempted to take a relaxing vacation to savor the olives, but gracious, leaving that man unsupervised is a recipe for bedlam.

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Yeah, like I said, violence gets a lot of people hot and bothered, I’m not here to judge if you need a little mass murder in order to get things going in the bedroom.

No, wait, actually I am, don’t let your relationship issues be the cause of a war, people, stories will be written about you and you’ll forever be infamous for things you never wanted.

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That checks out both logically and grammatically.

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While it may check out in those ways, I feel that, taken in context, it does miss the mark when it comes to actual colloquial expression.

But certainly, if one is being technical, it could mean that. But it probably doesn’t.

Of course, everyone has done things. We are always doing things. So really the true meaning is likely that, in this specific case, Franco does not know which thing he did is the supposed cause of this.

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I have Language Processing difficulties and Sometimes do not always Understand what People Mean when they Talk to me.

Counterpoint. This also Means that I sometimes Take things too Literally. And/Or am overly Literal when Talking to People.

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Et Tu, Lord Avarr?

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Since when did men have the slightest idea what they did without a woman providing diagrams, crayon drawings, speaking very slowly and using a whole lot of descriptive gesticulation?

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Actually very many times.

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You are too kind, old friend.

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