Dear Domination

I am not a woman prone to overley lengthy speeches, so I’ll keep this short.

In my efforts to assist my darling Angels wherever I am able, I have come into the possession of a stolen Cartel asset. So far asset singular, although I certainly intend to obtain more if I am able to pry them from the hands of the more easily isk-tempted capsuleers out there.

I have made the somewhat fraught trip to Utopia with this asset, with the intent to return it personally to the Dominations.

Should other capsuleers have been considering how best to support the Cartel through our annual celebration, and have either already reclaimed or possess the means to obtain more of these assets, I would be delighted to put in a good word for you should you return them to the Cartel yourselves or through myself.

Happy Gala everyone!

Lecatt Itsawa Athde

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Oh look, Cartel doing human trafficking. Must be Tuesday. Somewhere.
This one might even avoid getting put to work on a mattress.

I am glad to see you have come to terms with the status quo.

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It always amuses me how minmatars on one hand consider people “stolen assets”, and on the other call to fight the Empire, just because they have, guess what?.. SLAVERY.

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Most Angel cartel affiliated capsuleers that I know of, have turned out to be awful edgelords. Others have been notorious cheats at the noble sport of billiards. Overall, a pretty reprehensible group of eggers.

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Wait, which one is Kala? Have you been playing her in billiards on the side and have been losing money?

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No, I just saw a thread I hadn’t posted in, and decided to contribute an at least tangentially related opinion.

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Waking up this morning to a pleasant surprise, as one of my people arrived with the news of a second researcher being in handcuffs and on the way to the S-II Serpents caller. Mr Sarpati will be pleased when we make the jump into system tomorrow.

Feel like this years Gala did indeed end on a good note

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Nice to see someone else out there doin some good work for the Boss.

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I’m always delighted to see the good work done by our sisters in the Serpentis.

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If you are going to kidnap someone and force them into slavery, at the very least say it. And call them a person, because that is who they are. These scientists are living, breathing, human beings with friends and family back home.

We all know what you are really doing, and the kind of person it takes to do that. Mincing words does nothing for your image.

They are living breathing people that will be cared for as long as demands are being met, that doesn’t mean they aren’t stolen Cartel assets that need to be bought back.

They need to be returned home from where they were stolen from in the first place, Maira. They are not anyone’s asset. They are human beings. Can you people just actually try to put yourself in their position for once and have some empathy?!

I’m pleased to report that alongside the delivery of the Reasercher to the Dominations, I have also managed to hand over more than 500 units of ORE Research Data Fragments to my old friends in the Guardian Angels. I’m sure they will put it to good use!

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You all disgust me.

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Empathy is not something that wins you a fight, empathy isn’t what the dog Sarum had when he attacked Floseswin. No, this, on the other hand, is just cold business

Empathy is no barrier to winning a fight. It just informs you which fights are worth it and which are merely for greed or bloodlust.
I am no stranger to being monstrous. Becoming so weak I need to turn humans into commodity, though? That’s rather pathetic.

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Ohh look the dog of Matar has come to bark, I refuse to believe you have never done similar before

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Are you calling us… criminals? Oh my! Good heavens! What if you’re right? Are we the baddies?

I should like to just take a moment to point out the distinction between “captive” and “slave”. They’re not the same thing. Describing every single person the Cartel holds unwillingly as “slaves” is simply incorrect. The researchers in particular are provably valuable and will be treated as such.