My good forum friends,
We have a serious discussion ongoing within the ISD channels. It is of the most importance that we gain valuable information and opinions from you, the player.
Birds Vs Dogs?
I personally am on team Dogs. I will let the other ISD weigh in on this as well. After a few days/week i shall see about making a poll. Post your thoughts! (Pictures are encouraged!)
Birds aren’t even real!
In bird culture, that is considered a dick move.
Covid19 was just a cover-up so governments got to switch batteries without people noticing.
Let’s make this an in-game event like Splatoon’s Splatfest.
Everyone logs in, marks their team, and then all PvP kills get added as points for that team.
#TeamDog
Borbs are for the jootoobs, dogs are for the snuggos while watching jootoobs.
Seriously, don’t get a bird if you’re not ready for a very long commitment to having a poorly housetrained four year old flying around the house with a megaphone and boltcutter strapped to their face. Borbs are amazing… on youtube.
Always, unless for eating then 
I am looking into this. If anyone remembers the Forum wars when I was declared King of the Forums.
Oh, anyhow, on topic: I don’t like dogs. They’re too friendly and demanding. Birds usually stay far away, so I prefer birds.
Every good capsuleer knows that we should be in support of #TeamBird
Just LOOK at that fantastic beak and those gorgeous feathers. How can you say no to that?
Oh, seems like internal ISD channels are leaking? 
But to be honest, I am on team Fedo:
But if I have to choose between bird or dog, then team bird
My dear Capsuleers,
for months now, the ISD communications have been spammed - nay, flooded - by feathered, mutated dinosaurs, also known as “birds”, “birbs” or “chirpies”.
Vigilantly I have tried to spread the love for our felled, mammalian, trusty companions, but heathens such as ISD Thalack “Dalhar” refuse to see the everlasting love our four-legged friends can spread. I beg you, join Team Dog and give the love back to the animal that loves us more than themselves!
Honestly Team Fedo is my second favorite.
Also, you Traitor.
Welcome to the forums. You’re wrong!
The animals lived in peace until the birb nation attacked.
We must find the avatar to restore the balance.
Kittens!
