Drunkendis Order: US/EU Wormhole PVP -- the first to :fastparrot: in this forum dammit

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(Big Sigma) #1

Drunkendis Order is (selectively) recruiting!

Check out our propaganda video courtesy of Tom Anneto!

What we offer:

  • A very close-knit, carefully-curated, non-toxic community. You’ll find plenty of dirty jokes and cursing here, but no slurs and no rage. We understand that RL takes precedence, and you won’t get any passive-aggressive corp mails if you suddenly have to go AFK for a month or two.

  • A strong focus on PvP. Sure, some of us run sites in the chain, but you won’t catch us dead sitting in a Rattlesnake when there’s a fight to be had. On the other hand…

  • There are plenty of opportunities for PvE, if you’re into that sort of thing.

What we want:

  • Reasonably decent people – edgelords need not apply. We’re not PG-13 by a long shot, however. Cursing and dirty jokes are more than okay. A rough guideline: we don’t use slurs or tell rape jokes or call things “gay,” but holy ■■■■ do we say “■■■■” and “cock” and “■■■■” a lot.

  • A willingness or even lust to go out and explode. We want you to be willing to whelp, laugh, and whelp again if need be (but tbh we’d prefer to win. Learn from every mistake).

  • Recruitment is open for both USTZ and EUTZ.

  • Skills: T2 armor and shield tank and Covops IV with good scanning supports (Note: this is somewhat flexible: if you can fly an Astero and are willing to scan the chain in it, hey, maybe we can work something out. We are far more concerned with personality and how well we all get along than SP).

  • Full APIs, yadda yadda.

What you get, tl;dr:

  • We live in jspace and have a citadel omg and you can live there too holy crap

  • A C4 with C3 and C5 statics for enormous sprawling chains that will take you almost anywhere you like (except Amarr. We only seem to get highsecs to Metropolis).

  • Siggy, for mapping the aforementioned sprawling chains.

  • Discord for text and voice chat.

  • elite plug.dj pvp.

How to join

Either stop by our public in-game channel “ethanol” (no quotes) or convo or EVEmail Big Sigma. You can also stop by our public Discord.


Returning Player - +100m SP - Looking For Corp
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Returning 100m + 45m indy alt US central
(Big Sigma) #2

Bumpity bompity!


(Big Sigma) #3

it is time

for explosions


(Big Sigma) #4

This is a weekend bump. There are many like it, but this is ours.


(Big Sigma) #5

BOOMPITY BOMPITY BOO


(Big Sigma) #6

COME BURN NULLBEARS FROM BOB’S HOLY LAND WITH US


(Big Sigma) #7

Give us this day our daily bump, and forgive us our blobbing, as we cry in local about those who blob against us.


(Big Sigma) #8

SURPRISE BUMP


(Big Sigma) #9

WHAM BAM ■■■■ THE FIVE CHARACTER LIMIT


(Big Sigma) #10

womp womp


(Big Sigma) #11

THE BUMPS ARE UNSTOPPABLE


(Big Sigma) #12

No, you can’t put your poorly-disguised nullbear krabbing alt in with us. ■■■■ off.


(Big Sigma) #13

BRING THE VIOLENCE

IT’S SIGNIFICANT

TO THE LIFE IF YOU EVER POD ANYONE


(Big Sigma) #14

this that grey space poupon


(Big Sigma) #15

space avion


(Big Sigma) #16

space TED talk


(Big Sigma) #17

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(Big Sigma) #18

the lokis are coming, the lokis are coming


(Big Sigma) #19

This is a scheduled bumperino!


(Kumar PateI) #20

Non toxic like safe to eat. :smiley: Very good stuff, yes.