Big_Sigma  
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                    June 21, 2017, 10:13pm
                   
                   
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              We’re small-gang focused. When we say “tight-knit” we mean it. We’re evil, but we’re not douchebags.
 
What we want: 
Teamspeak 3 and a working, non-garbage microphone. (Non-negotiable)
 
Scanning skills. It’s fine (and preferred) if these are on an alt.
 
Self-sufficiency. You’re welcome to do the krab dance in chain, but we don’t do scheduled corp PvE ops.
 
We’re very cross-timezone. We have a tiny little AUTZ, a solid USTZ, and a burgeoning EUTZ.
 
 
 
What you get: 
A permanent home in our C5/5 no-effect, Placeholder.
 
Siggy for chain mapping, TS3 for comms, and Discord for everything else.
 
VIP access to our exclusive plug.dj  dance parties.
 
 
Bonus points for puns 
How to join 
Either stop by our public in-game channel “ethanol” (no quotes) or convo or EVEmail Big Sigma (USTZ), Tethlis Estemaire(USTZ), Haydox (EUTZ), or Midein (EUTZ). Yes, the Oxford comma is mandatory. You can also stop by our public Discord  – this is actually your best bet to get ahold of someone at any given time.
Anyone who’s super interested in our killboard probably knows how to use Google.
             
            
               
               
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                Big_Sigma  
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                    June 24, 2017,  2:34pm
                   
                   
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              This is a weekend bump. There are many like it, but this is ours.
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
              
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                    June 26, 2017,  4:42pm
                   
                   
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                    June 27, 2017,  4:50pm
                   
                   
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              Give us this day our daily bump, and forgive us our blobbing, as we cry in local about those who blob against us.
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
            
              WHAM BAM ■■■■ THE FIVE CHARACTER LIMIT
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
              
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                    July 5, 2017,  8:08pm
                   
                   
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              THE BUMPS ARE UNSTOPPABLE
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
              
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                    July 6, 2017,  3:06pm
                   
                   
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              No, you can’t put your poorly-disguised nullbear krabbing alt in with us. ■■■■ off.
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
              
                Big_Sigma  
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                    July 7, 2017,  4:23pm
                   
                   
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              BRING THE VIOLENCE
IT’S SIGNIFICANT
TO THE LIFE IF YOU EVER POD ANYONE
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
              
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                    July 8, 2017,  5:30pm
                   
                   
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              this that grey space poupon
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
              
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                    July 12, 2017,  4:00pm
                   
                   
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              LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS LOKIS
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
              
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                    July 15, 2017,  2:54pm
                   
                   
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              the lokis are coming, the lokis are coming
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
              
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                    July 16, 2017,  5:44pm
                   
                   
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              This is a scheduled bumperino!
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
            
              Non toxic like safe to eat.   Very good stuff, yes.