Drunkendis Order: US/EU Wormhole PVP -- the first to :fastparrot: in this forum dammit

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(Big Sigma) #1

We’re small-gang focused. When we say “tight-knit” we mean it. We’re evil, but we’re not douchebags.


What we want:

  • Teamspeak 3 and a working, non-garbage microphone. (Non-negotiable)

  • Scanning skills. It’s fine (and preferred) if these are on an alt.

  • Self-sufficiency. You’re welcome to do the krab dance in chain, but we don’t do scheduled corp PvE ops.

  • We’re very cross-timezone. We have a tiny little AUTZ, a solid USTZ, and a burgeoning EUTZ.


What you get:

  • A permanent home in our C5/5 no-effect, Placeholder.

  • Siggy for chain mapping, TS3 for comms, and Discord for everything else.

  • VIP access to our exclusive plug.dj dance parties.

Bonus points for puns

How to join

Either stop by our public in-game channel “ethanol” (no quotes) or convo or EVEmail Big Sigma (USTZ), Tethlis Estemaire(USTZ), Haydox (EUTZ), or Midein (EUTZ). Yes, the Oxford comma is mandatory. You can also stop by our public Discord – this is actually your best bet to get ahold of someone at any given time.

Anyone who’s super interested in our killboard probably knows how to use Google.


Returning Player - +100m SP - Looking For Corp
Returning to game and need a corp
86.5m SP character looking for a new home
Long hiatus - 170m looking to play again - PVP
115m sp toon looking for established WH corp
Looking for Corp to Join!
70mil SP Looking for a Fun and Easygoing Corp
Returning player looking for a solo/micro/small gang pvp corp (EU)
Adopt me. 80m SP returning WH pilot
70 mil sp returning vet looking for a home
Returning 100m + 45m indy alt US central
Looking for Active Corp // 2 character 49M sp
40m Returning Player EU TZ
Returning player 47m sp looking for PVP
(Big Sigma) #2

Bumpity bompity!


(Big Sigma) #3

it is time

for explosions


(Big Sigma) #4

This is a weekend bump. There are many like it, but this is ours.


(Big Sigma) #5

BOOMPITY BOMPITY BOO


(Big Sigma) #6

COME BURN NULLBEARS FROM BOB’S HOLY LAND WITH US


(Big Sigma) #7

Give us this day our daily bump, and forgive us our blobbing, as we cry in local about those who blob against us.


(Big Sigma) #8

SURPRISE BUMP


(Big Sigma) #9

WHAM BAM ■■■■ THE FIVE CHARACTER LIMIT


(Big Sigma) #10

womp womp


(Big Sigma) #11

THE BUMPS ARE UNSTOPPABLE


(Big Sigma) #12

No, you can’t put your poorly-disguised nullbear krabbing alt in with us. ■■■■ off.


(Big Sigma) #13

BRING THE VIOLENCE

IT’S SIGNIFICANT

TO THE LIFE IF YOU EVER POD ANYONE


(Big Sigma) #14

this that grey space poupon


(Big Sigma) #15

space avion


(Big Sigma) #16

space TED talk


(Big Sigma) #17

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(Big Sigma) #18

the lokis are coming, the lokis are coming


(Big Sigma) #19

This is a scheduled bumperino!


(Kumar PateI) #20

Non toxic like safe to eat. :smiley: Very good stuff, yes.