Yo, I logged in hype, thought this patch’d ignite,
But the latest EVE drop? Man, it just ain’t right.
Talked big game, said they’d reshape the stars,
But it’s the same old grind, just reskinned bars.
New ships? Meh — ain’t breakin’ the mold,
And the lore’s half-baked, barely lukewarm cold.
Null sec’s still dead, high sec’s a chore,
CCP, where’s the war we all came here for?
Said “dynamic universe,” but it feels static,
More microtransactions, less galactic magic.
Yeah, I love this game, but let’s keep it real —
This expansion’s got flash, but it lacks the feel.