EVE Online Forum Posting TLDR Simulation Guide

[ISD_Golem]

I think we’re going off topic now. Did anyone even read the OP? I didn’t.

[Moriar_theChosen]

I think you’re supposed to lock it now, according to the flowchart.

[Jayce_Fitzpatrick]

@ISD_Golem

Did anyone even read the OP?

Needed more punctuation.

In before the lock! looooool zkill

[Destiny_Corrupted]

@Dracvlad

If only I was the handsome and super intelligent DeMichael Crimson, but alas no.

[Mike_Azariah]

Obligatory CSM involvement saying nothing

nothing at all

m

[Eve_Griefer]

@Jayce_Fitzpatrick

Needed more punctuation.

@Soltis_Legate

next time use punctuation

If the aim of the original post was to emulate the posting style of the highlighted types of posts, then the only punctuation missing is: !!!

eta: forum software automatically truncates the exclamation points to three. Oh come on discourse !!1!!1!!

[ISD_Dorrim_Barstorlode]

Vague but nebulous statement about rules, indicating slight boredom and annoyance.

[Soltis_Legate]

@ISD_Dorrim_Barstorlode

Vague but nebulous statement about rules

Just like your list when you close threads

[Herzog_Wolfhammer]

@Aiko_Danuja

Obviously, with such a wonderful community, it’s a total waste of time to take the forums seriously, hence the decision by basically everyone at CCP to avoid any discussion in the forums.

I say the same for democracy. CCP should have shut out the Dunning-Kruger proles long ago. Most people are not qualified to have a say or influence anything beyond wiping their own butts.

[Pan_Dora1 (Pan Dora)]

This should be fixed.

[DeMichael_Crimson]

@Moriar_theChosen

You’re doing it wrong. Didn’t you read the post? You’re not supposed to tag your alt in the open letter category.

I’m no alt.

Unlike you, I’m a freelance main and owe no fealty to anybody…

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@Mkikaden_Tiragen

I suspect your interpretation of what qualifies as those three, whatever they are, is far more all-encompassing than ISD standards or the average player expectations.

I highly doubt that, this thread is nothing more than a troll post intended to elicit a negative response from certain players.

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@ISD_Golem

I don’t have any issues with light hearted fun, which is what I interpret it as, if I’m mistaken or if it takes a turn then yeah close.

Yeah right, claim this troll thread as light hearted fun… just as long as you or your pets aren’t the brunt of the sarcastic innuendo’s then it’s all right to post…

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@Jayce_Fitzpatrick

I know, this is going to “confirm” the “bias” that “some” people continuously bring up.

Yes it confirms ISD bias, it also demonstrates prejudice and the preferential treatment they do for specific posters.

Especially when they tag the OP of the thread with this:

Thanks, but we’ve already reviewed that post and determined it does not need to be flagged again.

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@Destiny_Corrupted

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Thanks for sharing your self portrait and for giving everybody a sneak peek into your daily existence.

[Destiny_Corrupted]

@DeMichael_Crimson

Thanks for sharing your self portrait and for giving everybody a sneak peek into your daily existence.

See? You’re getting slightly better at this. There’s still hope!

[tutucox_Khamsi]

@Aiko_Danuja

Topic: “grrrr hat CCP grrr”

@Aiko_Danuja

Topic: “quitting”

@Aiko_Danuja

Topic: “PvE players deserve better”

@Aiko_Danuja

Topic: “too many carebears”

@Aiko_Danuja

Topic: “my great idea/open letter”

and so on

[Geo_Eclipse_Oksaras]

@ISD_Dorrim_Barstorlode @Mike_Azariah useless i tell ya, useless…

[Jayce_Fitzpatrick]

@DeMichael_Crimson

Yes it confirms ISD bias, it also demonstrates prejudice and the preferential treatment they do for specific posters.

garrrrr bias hathathat zkill ISD summer of rage?

Btw, I liked your separating lines. Made you post look nice.

[Iceacid_Frostpacker]

When the cats away the mouse will play!

[DeMichael_Crimson]

@Jayce_Fitzpatrick

garrrrr bias hathathat zkill ISD summer of rage?

Btw, I liked your separating lines. Made you post look nice.

Wish I could say the same about your reply…

Not really.

As for the issue of bias and prejudice, time to rally the troops and start submitting complaints again…

[Jayce_Fitzpatrick]

@DeMichael_Crimson

Wish I could say the same about your reply…

Not really.

Man, who hurt you?

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Just take the compliment, no need to lash out about it.