Five Trillion Isk Market Hedge Fund

Confirmed!

ā€˜ā€˜with twenty trillion isk in collateral and fluid capital reserves’’, why do you need investors then? Hmmmm, big think.

I don’t need investors, but if you want to invest, I am willing to help you.

I am making so much isk with Aiko’s fund that I no longer needed to ā€œworkā€ at Eve - I have enough isk to do anything I want to. If I want to gank in Vexor Navy Issues, I can.

I think Aiko manages this fund as a hobby - to help the rest of us who aren’t as savvy as she is.

2 Likes

Aiko pays me so much every month that I can afford to lose officer fit plex tanked gold magnates on my main every day.

Cheers!

Haha Nepsy, I’ll send another billion to help you get back on your feet.

lmao what did i just read?

On occasion, there may be inadvertent delays, especially with small dividend payments. As always, I apologize profusely. As we wish to maintain the highest financial standards, we use these incidents as an opportunity to reward the investor with a bonus compensation package. Generally, we offer a free titan of your choice, although in some instances we have given away keepstars or other such items.

2 Likes

I sent 2 trillion isk in August and never got a confirmation or dividends. Clearly a scam.

It probably never went through. Try sending it again.

2 Likes

Confirmed. Sorry, it takes me a little time to process such large investments. I have sent your dividends just now, and thrown in a C6 wormhole as compensation for the delay.

Dividends for September have been paid.

Thank you for your business!

Still have not received my dividends or my wormhole.

I don’t understand what happened. My records show that you received payment and took control of the wormhole fortizars. Perhaps there is some mistake, my apoligies, I have paid you a second time and given you an extra wormhole. Cheers!

1 Like

@Aiko_Danuja :slight_smile:

Great !

My service is available to you.

Welcome to the team Wellecctro!

Thank you for the payment. This is a good investment, and I will continue to conduct my business with Aiko Investment Services. She always takes care of me.

Thanks again Aiko, for another month of stellar returns. I don’t know how you do it!

November payouts have been sent! A little extra this month! :moneybag:

This is the dumbest crap I ever see…there’s no possible way to manage a Hedge Fund of this size in this game.

Not even the plex market could support it, and even if that was what you were in, you’d earn like 3 million isk a day off 4 Trillion.

LOLOL.