Five Trillion Isk Market Hedge Fund

Dungeon Master, I am sorry to hear about your latest financial crisis. I have approved your request for early termination of our contract and am returning in full your 326 billion isk investment, with an extra 3 billion isk as a special gratuity! Please come back when you are ready to invest!

How long will this take?
I also don’t know how you got to 326 bil, I didn’t invest that much.

Your portfolio did very well due to the recent changes to Marauders.

Congratulations!

:congapartyparrot: :partying_face: :partyparrot:

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Screenshot by Lightshot I don’t see any 326 bil here yet.

Please hold!

<continues hiding in station, penniless>

<sadly watches Jita prices increase>

Your patronage is very important to us, please continue to hold and the next customer service representative will be with you momentarily!

:musical_note:

I’m so broke I had to use an ibis to get on a phoenix killmail

This ■■■■■ is a scammer!

Don’t give her any money!

It’s that CODE ■■■■■, too.

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I’m so glad to hear you are content!

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These images appeared to be doctored. You should not attempt to scam Aiko.

well, no ■■■■ xD

Those are screenshots
not phtoshopped

You can zoom in and see the pixels are off.

Only lost 10m, not a huge deal

You can zoom and see they aren’t

You’re just angry at me

If it is truly a screenshot, where is the rest of your screen?