IMHO you’re not a pirate

(Disney's Magic Kingdom) #1

Dear pvpers,

I feel the need to clarify a point in Eve online. Getting kills doesn’t make you a pirate.

You are only a pirate if you are -10, live in lowesec, daydrink and have generally poor hygiene.

You are NOT a pirate if you gank barges in highsec, camp Jita 4-4 undock (like me) or get ten million kills pressing f1 out in null.

Now take the fken pirate skull out ur fken bio and stop yelling yarrr in chat.


(Eternus8lux8lucis) #2

Yar matey!!

(Dom Arkaral) #3

I’m evil, I kill people for my personal enjoyment, I steal stuff, therefore I’m a pirate…

Now sod off :skull_and_crossbones:

(Linus Gorp) #4

My name is Guybrush Threepwood and I’m a mighty pirate!

(Jonah Gravenstein) #5

The Golden Age of LucasArts.

The Monkey Island and Day of The Tentacle games were genius.

(Ralph King-Griffin) #6

(Jonah Gravenstein) #7

I like your style, I should revisit them; and DotT too of course.

(Kathern Aurilen) #8


(Eternus8lux8lucis) #9

Unless your on holidays or camping. Then you can drink whenever you want to and whoever doesnt like it gets tossed into the lake for a swim… or made to walk the plank… whichever you prefer.:smiling_imp:

(Disney's Magic Kingdom) #10

Gunna need you folks to tone down the yarrr In here…

(Kathern Aurilen) #11

Yarr I don’t know what your talking about

(Scipio Artelius) #12


(yellow parasol) #13

ye totally didn’ ask fer this matey!

(Wanda Fayne) #14

(Jonah Gravenstein) #15

(CCP Falcon) #16

This is the best post on the new forums so far.

(Keno Skir) #17

You’re a pirate if you do it for the booty :shipitparrot:


(Falin Whalen) #18

(Ralph King-Griffin) #19

Question: while I’ve never claimed to be a pirate, I’ve been a Viking, now, I’ve bought a PC with the proceeds form my this, does this mean my PC counts as pillaged?

(Galaxy Chicken) #20

I just don’t think I care about this as much as OP wants me to.