Dear pvpers,
I feel the need to clarify a point in Eve online. Getting kills doesn’t make you a pirate.
You are only a pirate if you are -10, live in lowesec, daydrink and have generally poor hygiene.
You are NOT a pirate if you gank barges in highsec, camp Jita 4-4 undock (like me) or get ten million kills pressing f1 out in null.
Now take the fken pirate skull out ur fken bio and stop yelling yarrr in chat.
/rant
I’m evil, I kill people for my personal enjoyment, I steal stuff, therefore I’m a pirate…
Now sod off 
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The Golden Age of LucasArts.
The Monkey Island and Day of The Tentacle games were genius.
I like your style, I should revisit them; and DotT too of course.
Unless your on holidays or camping. Then you can drink whenever you want to and whoever doesnt like it gets tossed into the lake for a swim… or made to walk the plank… whichever you prefer.
Gunna need you folks to tone down the yarrr In here…
Yarr I don’t know what your talking about
ye totally didn’ ask fer this matey!
This is the best post on the new forums so far.
You’re a pirate if you do it for the booty 
Yarr.
Question: while I’ve never claimed to be a pirate, I’ve been a Viking, now, I’ve bought a PC with the proceeds form my this, does this mean my PC counts as pillaged?
I just don’t think I care about this as much as OP wants me to.
