A guy where I work caught a deer across the handlebars of his bike. Almost killed him. I want to make a movie about him called “The Deer Catcher”. Don’t let this happen to you! 
Keep up the unholy work! 
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I mean, I don’t know if “fun” is the right analogy. There’s a lot of empty, boring and mind-numbing periods of tedium intermixed with all too brief moments of “fun”.
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I’ve only “bagged” one deer with a Jeep, Mike. And I definitely didn’t speed up… (actually managed to dodge 3 of them, but the last decided to gank me).
Yeah.
Space is Empty
And generally not very entertaining.
When playing a game, guess how many players study an EULA?
When you need an EULA to apply game mechanics instead of actually applying game mechanics you are doing it wrong.
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Let’s get back on the topic at hand.
My mom hit a deer on her way home from church one evening. The DNR officer made her buy a hunting license, loaded the carcass in the trunk. I ended up eating deer meat instead of beef for a long time. I don’t care much for wild goat meat.
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Oh yeah! I dont disagree with that.
CCP, FC, really ought to codified in game the mechanics. Rules mean nothing to most people.
Ive had a deer run into me…not the other way around. That animal did 6k damage on a gmc canyon.
If i had been going faster…he would have missed me. 
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I live in a place where we have a highway called Dead Deer Highway.
Many vehicles have fallen to deer ganks. 
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I think that almost all highways in my country are fenced. Still the amount of dead animals on the normal roads is just sad. Especially early spring. The newbro rabbits are getting ganked on a daily basis. I wish there would be a safe zone for the poor rabbits…
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In America The Free, Home of the corrupt elites. We don’t got ■■■■ like that. Animals are ■■■■■■ and get KO constantly.
Some states have implement animal sanctuary bridges which has a significant impact in reducing animal fatalities, ecological disruption and bridging different separated wild life zones together. Oh and reducing car damage and destruction, thats nice I guess.
There is unfortunately plenty of pushback from corporate interest, lobbyists and local governments saying its a waste of money and resource.
In a Dutch study it was found that a newly constructed wildlife bridge for squirrels was used a grand total of three times in a year.
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I love rabbits. Theyre so cuddly.
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Yeah and the other big thing is we can’t expect animals to understand human concepts and to go use a bridge. We can incentivize the behavior and then eventually the behavior becomes normalized for them and then it spreads with other animals.
It is nice to build a sanctuary bridges, protect ecological zones and protect the environment. These are nice action and they do have positive impacts but they also aren’t used in the ways that we as humanity are expecting to be used.
Environmental protection, preservation, conservation, rehabilitation and reclamation are all things that don’t have a 1 to 1 capital gains benefit or monetary value thats easily express as making a thousand plastic baskets for ■■■■ labor and cheap then upselling it at a consumer market like the US to only end up in a landfill or the side of the road.
ANYWAYS.
We should probably go back to discussing Exordium and maybe coming up with constructive and productive ideas and talking about the kinks Exordium has.
One year of university I ate a LOT of Moose Jerky. I mean kilos of it.
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Hasenpfeffer.
February of last year a deer ran into my car too. $6K damage to my Subaru. Car was only a year old at the time too.
Back on topic: I’m waiting to see how Exordium shapes up before I recommend people get under sturdy furniture to avoid the falling skies.
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I think we need an Exordium Bingo card…
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