OK Bitches! I’M BACK!!!
Genuinely didn’t think I would be able to turn this thread into the great entity it used to be but… I’M FOOKIN SINGLE!!!
Broke up a few weekends ago and if I am honest, it was the most amicable break up ever… it went like this (over text!):
Her: I’m not happy any more and think we shouldn’t be together.
Me: I agree, we annoy each other. Let be adults about it though?
Her: Agreed, I’ll see you at home and we can talk then?
Me: Cool
*Later that night at home:
Her: So, you can have the spare room until we work out what we are gonna do with living arrangements?
Me: Sounds good.
Her: OK. I’m off out. What are you doing this wkend?
Me: Probably go to Bournemouth now.
Her: Cool. Laters.
Me: Laters.
This means I can turn this thread back into my Tinder diary and boy, have I got a hottie to start off with!
So, I am working in Manchester and match with this absolute cutie (need to add, I was there for one night).
Don’t actually meet her but we get talking in Whatsapp and… well, I’ll let you lot be the judge but I think she’s pretty smoking… so much so that I sack of the other matches just to talk with her.
(By the way, I am not DOXing… these are public photos available to anyone. I have removed their names but even those are public so…).
Anyway… not only did I manage that but I need to work in Birmingham in the next few weeks and I’ve only managed to tie it in with a Lauren Hill gig I’m going to so while working, get to stay in a paid for hotel, with zero travel, and one of my evenings is sorted watching the Hill!
Oh… recruitment is obviously open losers. PM me 
FDo7
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