*** April Edit ***
Pippinthehobbit (IGN) is also helping with Corp recruitment so annoy the sh*t out of him too 
Yes, there is another girl this month… a French pole dancing instructor so gooooooooooooooooood luck trying to get a response form me (naa, I need something to do between all the furious (albeit quick) love-making… what!? I don’t lie to them “short and sweet” is how I describe my love-making… and penis…actually I describe both of them as just short.
Anyway, we are a C2 (HS/C4 Static) Wormhole Corp looking to expand.
We are pretty chilled out and a friendly group (I think) and just here to shoot the s%it, shoot at s%it, and generally get s%it-faced
While as a Corp we are finding our feet, our members are typically 70M+ SP, the majority of us playing regularly for well over a year but we are happy to take newer players provided you can fly some ships (we will provide when needed) for things like home defense.
Our interests include;
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PVP (anywhere but mostly WH & LS with good SRP);
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Industry/Manufacturing/Researching/ (we have facilities in J/K Space to facilitate this);
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PVE (if you want. We normally try to facilitate PVE by having a defense PVP fleet nearby); and
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Moon mining (when it lands)
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Solid SRP
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Small floating city in our C2 (ALLLLL the structures!)
No minimum ISK requirements, no tax (correct at time of print 
), no mandatory ops, just a bunch of players looking to expand.
We also have monthly prizes given out to the tune of 500M per award (I think there are about 4 and now I have actually won one (ahem, most ISK destroyed no less)), can confirm there are 4 prizes.
We host our own Tripwire (so none of our details or whereabouts are leaked to sneaky secret squirrel types) as well as our own TS3 server. SLACK is our primary tool for communicating, sharing fits, boasting about how drunk we were the night before (mainly me and Bails) or generally talking s**t.
If you want to know more, convo SSjGhost ingame or join the recruitment channel “VE Recruitment”. I would suggest PMing me though as I will absolutely reply to those but may not always be on in the game to respond to recruitment chat.
FD all
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SSjGhost
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