A). This is market discussions. Discussions are at a crawl and bumps are meaningless, nor are there any limits either. You mistake this with the Sales Ad section of the forums.
B). This is false advertising, I was promised a loan.
Fun fact about the forums. Assuming one of your posts is still the most recent, if you just edit that post, it will bump it to the top and mark it as unread for everyone. Saves you from getting a post with 1000000000 comments of “bump”.
I personally can’t be bothered to scroll through a post like that and just don’t bother learning about the service. But now since I’m the most recent post, you will have to comment under me to have a post to edit