Looking to hire high sec mercs?
Vmg is currently open for business.
War decs
Assists
Citadels
Pocos
Hire us to farm the tears.
They had pirat and PE Dec me when they decced me, so Iâd start laughing⌠1 guy, you need all your blues
Neh, thats not true. You keep saying you enjoy this kind of content. Youâll get even more content out of this then a Marmite war for example. 
1 Like
confirmed VMG wont dare to decc us (or anyone) without asking pirat to hold their hand, we figured as much, still funny to see though.
the button was pushed after much salt when tiny balls were found
The Lords Prayer
Our Gary, who art in Jita,
Hallowed by thy name,
his vengence come,
His will be done,
In high sec throughout new eden.
Give him his dose of daily kills,
and forgive us for ganking you,
as we forgive those,
who fail to gank us.
let him lead us into Jita,
to deliver death and steal from the hearth,
of those upon 4-4 heaven.
For through him, we roam high sec,
To corp hop, to pop them who would act against us,
Be this our mantra from day to day,
forever and ever,
Praise Gary.
Amen.
2 Likes
Yes, War is what you do.
Badly.
Even in the home camp of Jita Goons are slaying. Well, and Gnomes killing Goons. By leaps and bounds.
If you want a brand that is stale on the shelf, buy VMG.
VMG⌠Vendetta Midol Gankers.
1 Like
Can you paint me like one of your French girls? @Pheonix_Jr
Actually I have a rather odd request⌠can you paint me nude, sprawled out over the hull of a freighter as it is exploding with molten chunks flying in every direction?
Let me know what âpaymentâ you accept. I can do all sorts of wild things!
2 Likes
Any words now or has khromius bite your tongue off
asdfg
My kids also just learnt how to use paint on the computer at primary. Im glad that our respective education systems are working on the same things. Hope school is going well for you.
That works under the assumption that im the one who made it, but realistically im not surprised you made such a stupid assumption.
Edit, The reply was to Naturalâs little league troll there.
Hey letâs not be mean now. I mean you did post it after all. If you didnât make it, can we know who did so I can properly inquire about the artistic service Iâm after?
Whatâs with all the VMG players leaving the alliance? 
So again youâve had your tongue bitâŚ
Do you feel like this yet Everytime you post?
I know you want him to respond so that you and others can continue to fuel the chestbeating in this thread, but he just posted a beautiful picture that is on-topic with the thread.
If I wasnât positive that he was banned, I could swear that all of yâall are Holeysheet alts with how obsessive you are over VMG and individuals within. 
Hire VMG! We do naughty things to people!
1 Like
If holey were here, it would be to cry at how we did bad things to him, etc, etc hahahah
He wants attention. Simply ignore him, like most of the fanbois he is useless and irrelevant. An ISD will come by sooner or later, or maybe sooner.