“shall not be governed by the United Nations”
Checkmate!
Wot ? My poor defenceless king was busy mining and you show up with a knight and two bishops. That is clearly not fair. This sort of griefing causes people to quit playing chess, and I am gonna have to contact the International Chess Association and get them to change the rules.
I only showed up with a single pawn.
Dear International Chess Association,
My pawn got taken ! There I was, just getting the hang of playing chess, when along comes some knight that took my poor defenceless pawn on only its first move. Well, I hurled the chess board at the wall and quit over the allowance of such appalling griefing in the game. Never mind that its in the rules…the rules need to be changed ! I demand a version of chess where none of my pieces get taken !
Your opponent should have their membership revoked for life and banned from playing chess in the future for making you have such an emotional response. It’s absolutely clear that it was their fault for triggering your emotions and forcing you to play in a way that you don’t like.
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Best to just ban people who set their safety to red. They are communicating their intent, so CCP should use this as a means to determine what kind of person they are. Let them set their safety to red, and then give them the BAN.
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CCP should add siren with the light on top of all hulls showing the color of that player’s safety
I agree.
Ban anyone who has their safties set to yellow or red because they are clearly psychopaths and they are have an agenda to illicit an emotional response from the outstanding and upright high sec community.
Plus I don’t want my NetFlix viewing interrupted while I mine afk.
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I’m in the other room having a beer and watching the telly, and then some stupid GRIEFER shoots my spaceship??? How am I supposed to shoot back?
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Exactly my point.
It’s disruptive to my style of game play. And everyone has to conform to my play style. Otherwise it might make me have an emotional episode. And it will be all their fault.
All I want to do, is relax, watch Netflix and mine afk.
The worst part is after they kill you one of two things happen.
- They offer you a “good fight”, which is toxic and abusive because they know it wasn’t a good fight and they are just trying to provoke an emotional response.
or
- They don’t offer a “good fight”, because they are just blatantly griefing and have no interest in sportsmanship. All they want is provoke an emotional response!!!1!!
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Gankers are horrible people and wouldn’t know good sportsmanship if it wacked them in between the eyes.
Good sportsmanship looks like this: people playing the game the way I want them to.
Everything else is just disingenuous. These griefers just want to make me angry and it’s all their fault that they anger me enough to resort to wishing ill will and death threats.
That’s why they should be banned immediately from the game.
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I call them gwiefers Gwanking is OVERPOWERED and ABUSIVE. There’s nothing wrong with ganking, its an important part of the game and I think it’s well balanced, but GWANKERS ARE TOXIC and all they do is bully and harass and hunt new players with expensive bling ships, and they use cheapcatalysts to bring down much larger many billion isk rookie freighters and newbro marauders and its super easy to do just BORING CONTENT and i could do it myself if i wanted to but they do it without regard for isk because they are just gwiefing and harassing people and then they try to sell you mining permits WHICH ARE NOT even a thing in the game and they pretend its rent like something official like renting a nullsec moon but its NOT EVEN PART OF THE GAME its highsec dummy not nullsec what kind of idiots try to charge rent in a Highsec belt where the ORE IS FREE and THESE PEOPLE DONT CARE ABOUT ISK WHEN THEY ARE GWANKING BECAUSE ITS GWIEFING, AND THEN WHEN THEY ARENT GWANKING THEY ARE TRYING TO GET ISK BECAUSE ITS A GWIEFER SCAM and there’s absolutely no way for one solo player to deal with these swarms of ALFA griefer PSYOPATHS who represent the MINORITY OF THE PLAYERS like most players are opposed to gwanking and then if they kill you they tell you to CLAM DOWN like what the hell how am I supposed to clam down when I have to waste thirty seconds to file a support ticket and wait for CCP to reimburse my ship and give me a new ship ???!@? IF YOU WANT TO PVP GO TO ZERO, I LIKE TO CHILL IN HIGHSEC AND I DO MY PVPS IN THE ZERO WITH MY ALLIANCE AND STUPID GwANKERS IN THEIR CHEAP CATAYSTS JUST TRY TO COME TO ZERO AND MY ALLIANCE WILL DESTROY YOU COWARDS HOW ARE YOUG ONNA GwANK A TITAN LOL gwankers cante ven affor da titan and THATS THE ONLY LANDLORD I PAY RENT TO haha run back to highsec where u belong
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I believe CCP should also contact local authorities on behalf of all in-game victims of past ganks by tracing IP addresses.
Only then will we finally rid the game, nay, the world of sociopaths.
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there is a perfect correlation between Highsec gWankers and irl GwANKBANGERS
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I feel like the term “Gwankbanger” should be used more. I don’t know for what, and definitely not by children, but more.
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I kind of like this idea, only so we can have a chuckle at people who come out on pvp fleets with their safeties on anything but red.
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CCP needs to pay closer attention to these GwANKERs. Just talking about them pisses me off. And they all should be banned right now because I’m having an emotional response that I cannot manage and it’s all their fault.
Certain individuals who I won’t name but are of the frozen treat variety should take this more seriously. The fact that they magically teleported their titan to safety when it was being GWANKED just goes to show how disconnected they are from the rest of the gaming community and the BS we have to put up with when being forced to play with Gwabkers.
I can’t magically teleport my venture away when these low life scum sucking dirtbags come to ruin my day.
I think their time could be better spent combing through the ZKillboards and identifying the GWAnKERS and immediately banning them.
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