Now I Know Why They Say Provi-Block Isn't the Sharpest Tool In The Shed


(DrysonBennington) #1

The ship was left behind because it was an unwanted gift. No one was flying it. Yet the Dunder Head chose to blow it up. She blew up a Kikimora that could have been boarded.

I left it right by CVA’s Keepstar…lets put the head in a pencil sharpener on this one. I didn’t even buy the thing and was returning it, hence…the…name…U…N…W…A…N…T…E…D G…I…F…T

Skiddish CVA, really skiddish.


(Scipio Artelius) #2

You seem rather butthurt about losing a ship you weren’t even flying Dryson.


(Spitfire1938) #3

What’s the point of this exactly?


(JakeNicholson) #4

Just a standard Drysonism…


(Nick Bete) #5

The word you mangled is actually SKITTISH.


(The Dunning Kruger) #6

The irony of this being posted by Dryson…


(Solecist Project) #7

Can I point out that, when I don’t want a gift, I instead sell it?


(Nevyn Auscent) #8

That depends if it needs cleansing with fire first though right… I mean I assume you clean your gifts to others…


(Lord Kalus) #9

I sometimes show my appreciation for gifts by setting them on fire. I then dance around their burning form and cackle gleefully. You should try it some time, very cathartic.


(Spitfire1938) #10

The best part is that he hasn’t come back to this thread…


(DrysonBennington) #11

Nah, I thought I would be respectful enough to return the gift.


(DrysonBennington) #12

The best part of your post is that you are really not a Spitfire from 1938.


(DrysonBennington) #13

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(Karak Terrel) #14

Hi Dryson. I would have done the same.

P.S. Are you by any chance in a player corp again?
P.P.S. How can you lose an Orca to an NPC?


(Hard Carnt) #15

Gotem…


(DrysonBennington) #16

What is Gotem anyway? None of this in real life or over the radio station answer either.


(DrysonBennington) #17

I got jumped by a fleet of a FOB Blood Raiders and couldn’t warp out. Ate through my drones in less than a minute. So that’s the reason.


(Lord Kalus) #18

You might need to brush up on your pop culture references, bruh.