Pots and kettles darling, you’re very much one to talk~
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And your point is…? 
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Cannibalism is illegal.
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Maybe you can give me the deets on those cupcakes, then. Read an interesting tabloid on you not long ago, you know.
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I am definitely not edible, thus I strongly request to not put me on any tabloids, platoids, potoids or frying panoids!
Thanks in advance.
As for cupcakes, that I believe could be arranged. Though I recommend to avoid hedonistic food. It’s bad for health.
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I second this.
@Diana_Kim, Inquisitive minds would like to know who you’ve been sharing cupcakes with? Maybe a Kyber/Caldari blend perchance?
I am a man of science and it’s my professional opinion that this must be tested to be sure. I would volunteer but I’m not sure a certain Amarrian would be best pleased me double timing him.
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Absolutely not.
Riiiight…
Stop being deviant.
I- Err… That’s…
…Systems reset in progress…
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easy now…
I am a soldier, not a baker. So far I wasn’t making cupcakes for anyone.
Those who will try to test my edibility will have to test first edibility of my sidegun shoved deep down their throat with my finger on a trigger.
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Strike Commander @Diana_Kim , to spare you embarrassment, the ‘tasting’ and ‘cupcakes’ comments are various sexual innuendo. Fairly tame ones admittedly, but still.
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Are you a pervert or what?!..
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It’s probably fine.
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No, I am being blunt to spare you being the ass end of anyone’s joke.
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Considering Kimi just asked if you are a pervert, honey? Think the joke’s already been had!
Anyway! I’ve had my fun. I’ll just need to figure this one out on my own. It’s like they say:
If you can’t evict 'em, lick 'em.
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Heh, fair enough dear. Been far too long by the way.
NEVER!
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To resolve the situation we need NAPALM.
Lots of NAPALM.
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Don’t tease me like that. 
Nudity and napalm? And you call other people perverts?
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That sounds more like a war crime than a perversion.
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