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(Halcyon Ember) #1

No bizarre threats, edgy behaviour or megalomanical musings.

I’ll do my best.

I shall drown you all in chocolate.

(Mizhir) #2

Is that an idle threat?

(Halcyon Ember) #3

More an empty one, I think. The logistics alone are horrible to consider.

(Lasairiona Raske) #5

I look forward to chocolate drowning.

(Tom Forager) #6

Two Capsuleers One Cup?

(Arrendis) #7

See, this is why we need a new Idle/Empty Threats Thread.

(Halcyon Ember) #8

I made the last one. Your turn.

(Arrendis) #9


(Tengu Grib) #10

How dare you threaten me with chocolate. I find this offensive to my religious and dietary beliefs.

(Casserina Leshrac) #11

On that note. If you are going to carry out your promise of drowning me in chocolate I will just volunteer.

(Maria Daphiti) #12

No worries Miss Ember, it’ll change soon I am sure!

(Nitshe Razvedka) #13

As you all know I like white chocolate fountains and armour made out of the stuff. Miss me all.

Now about that Dianna Kim statue, I have the budget and plans to make not one, but one in every Caldari system. A wealthy Caldari industrialist has sold up his POCO empire and is all isked up.

Thought you all would be pleased to hear this great news. The erections will proceed post haste unless there are any objections from true Caldari members.

(Morgana Tsukiyo) #14

Have you talked to her about it? Individualistic praises aren´t exactly the Caldari way of doing things, sure some individual feats are known, but it´s mostly what they done rather than who they are that are the object of celebration.

(Nitshe Razvedka) #15

Discussed at length, Kim being a humble warrior declined every request. Only making her more worthy.

(Morgana Tsukiyo) #16

Of collective disapproval from her peers? You´re most likely doing her a disservice… Or was that the purpose?

This surely sounds… Gallente


(Halcyon Ember) #17

I’m pretty sure Diana frowns on erections

(Arrendis) #18

Unless they’re erections of resin missiles.

(Jason Galente) #19

She appreciates erections of Tibus Heth.

I speak of statues, of course.

(Fitzhugh) #20

I get first dunking. Death by chocolate seems a good way to go.

(Ordrean McKarion) #21

This thread has got all sticky. Was the chocolate dunking a sucess? Or possibility make it a annual event? Every year one can enjoy the coming of the great hour of chocolating