One-line Bad Idea thread continued

Implement all the ideas posted in the Features & Ideas forum

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Have to walk outside ship and do your own repairs, and ship jacking becomes a thing

3 Likes

Real Life Home Pods with VR capabilities (and real pod goo!) - for a more immersive experience! – Available from NES.

–Gadget’s pod would have a built-in back massager

4 Likes

Missiles with smartbombs, and a huge boom when it impacts.

3 Likes

Bring back learning skills.

Bring back clone upgrades.

Bring back missile splash damage.

missiles had splash damage??

“missiles used to have AOE, they brought forth the wrath of concord often in empire wars, so it was removed.”

“God no! I remember AOE torpedos… was a nightmare trying to tackle anything if you had a Raven in your gang…”

Source: very old forums

2 Likes

Bring back mines

2 Likes

Give dreadnoughts standup voidbomb launchers and un-nerfed void bombs.

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I think since less than 3% of the players appreciate screenshots and artwork and graphics in the game, we should send the art department to work on something else, like shovel snow

3 Likes

What if they just put artwork on their snow shovels?

Bring back banned people from the old forums

Ohhh wait…

Do a barrel roll after a kill

5 Likes

Make cheat-stix free and make all knobbh account starts with all kills at 5 and has all zee sooper doopers with all purple mods in hangar.

New invention system: randomly named mods with a billion permutations regarding stats

(yes that lowslot module with 100% damage bonus but can’t fit any ammo while also making you slow, better reprocess it)

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make a sticky in the new forum section, telling everyone where they can find their mails. :angry:

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self destructing anything makes them give an area effect equal to the mass of the ship, except the pod, which would have an AOE similar to a cruiser.

how to take down palatine? a couple suicided titans should do the trick.

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Damage the faster-moving of the two ships when you bump, damage being kinetic damage of the same quantity as the ship’s mass in KG.

3 Likes

which ship’s mass in KG? the bumper’s? that sounds like a good bad idea.

No, here’s why bumping does no damage whatsoever.
Physics > you

Edit,

RIP

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