One-line Bad Idea thread continued

(Scipio Artelius) #181

Implement all the ideas posted in the Features & Ideas forum

(Kathern Aurilen) #182

Have to walk outside ship and do your own repairs, and ship jacking becomes a thing

(Gadget Helmsdottir) #184

Real Life Home Pods with VR capabilities (and real pod goo!) - for a more immersive experience! – Available from NES.

–Gadget’s pod would have a built-in back massager

(Roksana Kolesnikova) #185

Missiles with smartbombs, and a huge boom when it impacts.

(Scipio Artelius) #186

Bring back learning skills.

Bring back clone upgrades.

Bring back missile splash damage.

(Rain6637) #187

missiles had splash damage??

(Roksana Kolesnikova) #188

“missiles used to have AOE, they brought forth the wrath of concord often in empire wars, so it was removed.”

“God no! I remember AOE torpedos… was a nightmare trying to tackle anything if you had a Raven in your gang…”

Source: very old forums

(Roksana Kolesnikova) #189

Bring back mines

(Old Pervert) #190

Give dreadnoughts standup voidbomb launchers and un-nerfed void bombs.

(Lulu Lunette) #191

I think since less than 3% of the players appreciate screenshots and artwork and graphics in the game, we should send the art department to work on something else, like shovel snow

(Old Pervert) #192

What if they just put artwork on their snow shovels?

(Dom Arkaral) #193

Bring back banned people from the old forums

Ohhh wait…

(Kathern Aurilen) #194

Do a barrel roll after a kill

(elitatwo) #195

Make cheat-stix free and make all knobbh account starts with all kills at 5 and has all zee sooper doopers with all purple mods in hangar.

(zluq zabaa) #196

New invention system: randomly named mods with a billion permutations regarding stats

(yes that lowslot module with 100% damage bonus but can’t fit any ammo while also making you slow, better reprocess it)

(yellow parasol) #197

make a sticky in the new forum section, telling everyone where they can find their mails. :angry:

Mobile Depot Recon Mode
(Lukett MyDabb) #198

self destructing anything makes them give an area effect equal to the mass of the ship, except the pod, which would have an AOE similar to a cruiser.

how to take down palatine? a couple suicided titans should do the trick.

(Old Pervert) #199

Damage the faster-moving of the two ships when you bump, damage being kinetic damage of the same quantity as the ship’s mass in KG.

(yellow parasol) #200

which ship’s mass in KG? the bumper’s? that sounds like a good bad idea.

(Dom Arkaral) #201

No, here’s why bumping does no damage whatsoever.
Physics > you