Recruiting KILLERS (no miners allowed)

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:tipping_hand_woman: Hey there friendo, I’m Princess Aiko :princess:, grand overlordette of the killiest alliance in Eve Online. :rocket: We are like Snuffed Out, but we shoot retrievers instead of titans. :cool: People think it’s funny, mainly because we are a top 10 alliance in terms of isk destroyed, and that’s no joke! :wink: We’ve got more permabanned players than every other alliance combined, and we just can’t be stopped! :face_with_monocle:

Here’s proof that Highsec ganking is both FUN and PROFITABLE :money_mouth_face:

Nice! :sunglasses: However, isk isn’t the important thing. We measure our success by death threats per hour, and we are the ALLTIME HEAVYWEIGHT champions of New Eden. :trophy:

If you are hoping to use Eve Online as a way to get laid in real-life, this alliance is really the only option, as membership will put you in the same social circles as the 1976 New York Knicks, the Harlem Globetrotters, and George Clooney. :nerd_face: :partying_face:

If you are hoping to join the only alliance in the game that’s even remotely interesting, then make sure to join our in-game channel Why Was I Ganked?

:smirk_cat:

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This is discrimination against miners :stuck_out_tongue:

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You shouldn’t use slurs like the M word here, it isn’t nice.

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can i join

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Nice kill.

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If i were only cool enough to join…

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I appreciate the panache of this post.

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