Hey there friendo, I’m Princess Aiko , grand overlordette of the killiest alliance in Eve Online. We are like Snuffed Out, but we shoot retrievers instead of titans. People think it’s funny, mainly because we are a top 10 alliance in terms of isk destroyed, and that’s no joke! We’ve got more permabanned players than every other alliance combined, and we just can’t be stopped!
Here’s proof that Highsec ganking is both FUN and PROFITABLE
Nice! However, isk isn’t the important thing. We measure our success by death threats per hour, and we are the ALLTIME HEAVYWEIGHT champions of New Eden.
If you are hoping to use Eve Online as a way to get laid in real-life, this alliance is really the only option, as membership will put you in the same social circles as the 1976 New York Knicks, the Harlem Globetrotters, and George Clooney.
If you are hoping to join the only alliance in the game that’s even remotely interesting, then make sure to join our in-game channel Why Was I Ganked?