Recruiting: Like-Minded Pilots Who Still Log In Because… Well, EVE [Nullsec | PvP | Small Corp | Big Attitude | Low Expectations]

So.
I run a corp.

By “corp” I mean me and my three alts, all of whom are excellent, trustworthy, and completely incapable of disagreeing with me. But even I admit that occasionally it would be nice to shoot spaceships with other actual humans.

We’re part of The Rejected. alliance, living in nullsec out in The Kalevala Expanse (PNFW) — where local is mostly quiet, intel channels are mostly lies, and content is usually five jumps away… or sitting right on your doorstep.

What we do

  • PvP for fun, not spreadsheets

  • Roam when there’s nothing to shoot nearby

  • Rat & mine to fund the explosions

  • Defend our space because apparently that’s still a thing

  • Occasionally stare at the map wondering how we got here

No mandatory ops.
No soul-crushing SRP lectures.
No “this is a family” nonsense (it’s EVE, let’s be honest).

What we don’t do

  • We don’t promise glory

  • We don’t promise riches

  • We don’t promise to change your life

We do promise:

  • Chill comms

  • Sensible fights (and some stupid ones)

  • A corp where nobody screams if you welp something expensive

  • People who remember when learning skills were a thing and still haven’t forgiven CCP

Who we’re looking for

  • Experienced pilots who don’t need their hand held

  • PvP-minded, but not allergic to ISK-making

  • People who log in to have fun, not to chase killboard perfection

  • Bonus points if your character was born on 5th June 2003 and you still remember your first rifter

Newbros are great — just… not what we’re after this time. This is very much a “bittervets anonymous” kind of place.

TL;DR

Small corp.
Nullsec.
PvP focused.
Low drama.
Lower expectations.
Good fights, bad decisions, decent people.

If that sounds like your kind of nonsense, drop me a mail or start a convo in-game. Are you game? No, I am.

Fly dangerous. Or don’t.
We’re not your FC.