Happiness is not a goal…it’s a by product of a life well lived!
Eleanor Roosevelt
“I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done.”
Lucille Ball
“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life”
That’s one way to type siphoning their wallet. 
Very perceptive Private Investigator Uriel.
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“There will always be someone willing to hurt you, put you down, gossip about you, belittle your accomplishments and judge your soul. It is a fact that we all must face. However, if you realize that God is a best friend that stands beside you when others cast stones you will never be afraid, never feel worthless and never feel alone.”
Shannon Alder
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“Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’”
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“If you’re insulting people on the internet, you must be ugly on the inside.”
Phil Lester
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He who takes offense when offense was not intended is a fool, yet he who takes offense when offense is intended is an even greater fool for he has succumbed to the will of his adversary.
– Brigham Young
“We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don’t care for.”
Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
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Liquids under pressure don’t boil when they should, and emotions tend to act the opposite way.
-Danni Quee
“The opposite of what you don’t like and what you do like often don’t know each other”
-a wise person
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“The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell.”
― Confucius
“Capitalism has turned human beings into commodities. To the owner of a restaurant: the cook and a bag of potatoes are equally important.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
-George Carlin
Strange quote from a bible thumper
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I’m not a Bible thumper and I didn’t say it, George did 
Nothing that fancy.
I rather feel like Job.