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(Veine Miromme) #101

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(Veine Miromme) #102


Selected Mae West Quotations

• I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

• If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

• I wrote the story myself. It’s all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.

• When I’m good, I’m very good. When I’m bad, I’m better.

• Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

• It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

• I’m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

• I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.

• It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.

• I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

• When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.

• Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.

• I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

• Why don’t you come on up and see me sometime – when I’ve got nothin’ on but the radio.

• Why don’t you come up sometime and see me? I’m home every evening. Come up. I’ll tell your fortune. Ah, you can be had.

• Life’s just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.

• She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

• When women go wrong, men go right after them.

• There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.

• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

• Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

• It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

• Keep a diary, and someday it’ll keep you.

• To err is human, but it feels divine.

• Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

• I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor. Believe me, rich is better.

• Sex is emotion in motion.

• Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

• Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

• I like my clothes to be tight enough to show I’m a woman, but loose enough to show I’m a lady.

• You’re never too old to become younger.

• I like restraint, if it doesn’t go too far.

• I’m the lady who works at Paramount all day… and Fox all night.

• I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

• A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.

• Love thy neighbor – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

• It’s all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he’s perfect.

• It’s not the men in my life that count, it’s the life in my men.

• Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.

• A man in the house is worth two in the street.

• A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book.

• A hard man is good to find.

• Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.

• Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.

• A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

• An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

• Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.

• Look your best – who said love is blind?

• Flattery will get you everywhere.

• I’ve been things and seen places.

• I’m no angel, but I’ve spread my wings a bit.

• The score never interested me, only the game.

• Men are my hobby. If I ever got married I’d have to give it up.

• So many men… so little time.

• I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

• Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.

• I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

• I only have ‘yes’ men around me. Who needs ‘no’ men?

• Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.

• Some men are all right in their place – if they only knew the right places!

• I like a man who’s good, but not too good – for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

• I feel like a million tonight. But one at a time.

• Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

• Men? Sure, I’ve known lots of them. But I never found one I liked well enough to marry. Besides, I’ve always been busy with my work. Marriage is a career in itself and to make a success of it you’ve got to keep working at it. So until I can give the proper amount of time to marriage, I’ll stay single.

• His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

• He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

• Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.

• Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

• It takes two to get one in trouble.

• Too many girls follow the line of least resistance – but a good line is hard to resist.

• Good women are no fun. The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.

• Good sex is like good Bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

• Diamonds is my career.

• When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.

• No gold-digging for me. I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday.

• You can do what you want, but saving love doesn’t bring any interest.

• Any time you got nothing to do and lots of time to do it, come on up.

• Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

• Kiss and make up – but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

• Brains are an asset to the woman in love who’s smart enough to hide 'em.

• Some women pick men to marry – and others pick them to pieces.

• Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

• Let men see what’s coming to them, and women will get what’s coming to them.

• Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided.

• I didn’t discover curves; I only uncovered them.

• The curve is more powerful than the sword.

• I’ve been in more laps than a napkin.

• I’d like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.

• I see you’re a man with ideals. I better be going before you’ve still got them.

• Women with “pasts” interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.

• Don’t ever make the same mistake twice, unless it pays.

• Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they’re doing and saying in films right now just shouldn’t be allowed. There’s no dignity anymore and I think that’s very important.

• The best way to behave is to misbehave.

• You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.


(Whitehound) #103

And now for something completely different.


(Jonah Gravenstein) #104

Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.

Arthur C Clarke


(Jadek Kin) #105

“I only go out to get me a fresh appetite for being alone.”

Lord Byron


(Khergit Deserters) #106

'It’s better to regret something you didn’t do."
-Henry Rollins


(Atomic Boomerang Jones) #107

“It is looking at things for a long time that ripens you and gives you a deeper meaning.”
― Vincent van Gogh


I don’t feel too ripe after a while of this though.


(Khergit Deserters) #108

Something I like to do a lot is just sit by water when there’s a current and just stare into the water. I don’t fish, I don’t hunt, I don’t scuba, I don’t spear, don’t boat, don’t play basketball or football - I excel at staring into space. I’m really good at that.
-Iggy Pop


(Nico Boru) #109

Old meth head I used to work with - No matter how poor you are, youre never too poor to pay attention.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a little bitch.


(Keyboard Commando) #110

“A bitch aint worth a Japanese nickel!” - some old jarhead

Some ■■■■ I heard while stationed overseas 100 years ago.


(Veine Miromme) #111

Steve Jobs said, We hire smart people so they can

tell us what to do.


(lilsteel) #112


“The saddest aspect of life right
now is that science gathers
knowledge faster than society
gathers wisdom.”

  • Isaac Asimov

(Zarek Kree) #113

GTFO. Can I have your stuff?


(Wyk Bathana) #114

“f.ck living behind the geraniums”
Corebloodbrothers

“behave like gentlemen, fight like dirty rotten bastards”
Corebloodbrothers


(lilsteel) #115

Chris Hadfield quotes (showing 1-30 of 204)

  • “Decide in your heart of hearts what really excites and challenges you, and start moving your life in that direction. …
  • “In any new situation, whether it involves an elevator or a rocket ship, you will almost certainly be viewed in one of three ways. …
  • “I wasn’t lonely.

https://www.google.ca/search?q=chris+hadfield+quotes&rlz=1C1GCEA_enCA803CA803&oq=chris+hadfield+quotes&aqs=chrome..69i57.7618j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8


(Wylex Cross) #116

One of the most famous quotes I have seen is " followed by '.


(Jonah Gravenstein) #117

The flimsier the product, the higher the price. ~ Apple.

No, wait…that’s the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition.


(Mark O'Helm) #118

Capitalism is the war between the rich and the poor. And my kind, the rich is winning. Warren Buffet(iirc)


(lilsteel) #119

Perhaps, but it shouldn’t be that though.


(safira jomita) #120

dumbest phrase ever written

Oh and mine is “■■■■ happens”