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Selected Mae West Quotations
• I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
• If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
• I wrote the story myself. It’s all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.
• When I’m good, I’m very good. When I’m bad, I’m better.
• Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
• It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
• I’m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
• I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.
• It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
• I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
• When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.
• Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
• I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
• Why don’t you come on up and see me sometime – when I’ve got nothin’ on but the radio.
• Why don’t you come up sometime and see me? I’m home every evening. Come up. I’ll tell your fortune. Ah, you can be had.
• Life’s just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.
• She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
• When women go wrong, men go right after them.
• There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
• Keep a diary, and someday it’ll keep you.
• To err is human, but it feels divine.
• Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
• I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor. Believe me, rich is better.
• Sex is emotion in motion.
• Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
• Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
• I like my clothes to be tight enough to show I’m a woman, but loose enough to show I’m a lady.
• You’re never too old to become younger.
• I like restraint, if it doesn’t go too far.
• I’m the lady who works at Paramount all day… and Fox all night.
• I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
• A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.
• Love thy neighbor – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
• It’s all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he’s perfect.
• It’s not the men in my life that count, it’s the life in my men.
• Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.
• A man in the house is worth two in the street.
• A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book.
• A hard man is good to find.
• Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.
• Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.
• A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
• An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
• Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.
• Look your best – who said love is blind?
• Flattery will get you everywhere.
• I’ve been things and seen places.
• I’m no angel, but I’ve spread my wings a bit.
• The score never interested me, only the game.
• Men are my hobby. If I ever got married I’d have to give it up.
• So many men… so little time.
• I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
• Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.
• I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.
• I only have ‘yes’ men around me. Who needs ‘no’ men?
• Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
• Some men are all right in their place – if they only knew the right places!
• I like a man who’s good, but not too good – for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
• I feel like a million tonight. But one at a time.
• Men are easy to get but hard to keep.
• Men? Sure, I’ve known lots of them. But I never found one I liked well enough to marry. Besides, I’ve always been busy with my work. Marriage is a career in itself and to make a success of it you’ve got to keep working at it. So until I can give the proper amount of time to marriage, I’ll stay single.
• His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.
• He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
• Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.
• Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
• It takes two to get one in trouble.
• Too many girls follow the line of least resistance – but a good line is hard to resist.
• Good women are no fun. The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.
• Good sex is like good Bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
• Diamonds is my career.
• When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
• No gold-digging for me. I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday.
• You can do what you want, but saving love doesn’t bring any interest.
• Any time you got nothing to do and lots of time to do it, come on up.
• Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
• Kiss and make up – but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
• Brains are an asset to the woman in love who’s smart enough to hide 'em.
• Some women pick men to marry – and others pick them to pieces.
• Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
• Let men see what’s coming to them, and women will get what’s coming to them.
• Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided.
• I didn’t discover curves; I only uncovered them.
• The curve is more powerful than the sword.
• I’ve been in more laps than a napkin.
• I’d like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.
• I see you’re a man with ideals. I better be going before you’ve still got them.
• Women with “pasts” interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.
• Don’t ever make the same mistake twice, unless it pays.
• Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they’re doing and saying in films right now just shouldn’t be allowed. There’s no dignity anymore and I think that’s very important.
• The best way to behave is to misbehave.
• You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
Arthur C Clarke
'It’s better to regret something you didn’t do."
-Henry Rollins
“It is looking at things for a long time that ripens you and gives you a deeper meaning.”
― Vincent van Gogh
I don’t feel too ripe after a while of this though.
Something I like to do a lot is just sit by water when there’s a current and just stare into the water. I don’t fish, I don’t hunt, I don’t scuba, I don’t spear, don’t boat, don’t play basketball or football - I excel at staring into space. I’m really good at that.
-Iggy Pop
Old meth head I used to work with - No matter how poor you are, youre never too poor to pay attention.
Every zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a little bitch.
“A bitch aint worth a Japanese nickel!” - some old jarhead
Some ■■■■ I heard while stationed overseas 100 years ago.
“The saddest aspect of life right
now is that science gathers
knowledge faster than society
gathers wisdom.”
- Isaac Asimov
“f.ck living behind the geraniums”
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“behave like gentlemen, fight like dirty rotten bastards”
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Chris Hadfield quotes (showing 1-30 of 204)
- “Decide in your heart of hearts what really excites and challenges you, and start moving your life in that direction. …
- “In any new situation, whether it involves an elevator or a rocket ship, you will almost certainly be viewed in one of three ways. …
- “I wasn’t lonely.
The flimsier the product, the higher the price. ~ Apple.
No, wait…that’s the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition.
Capitalism is the war between the rich and the poor. And my kind, the rich is winning. Warren Buffet(iirc)