[Resolved] Unexpected downtime - 1st September 2023

The launcher is giving me 500 errors as well now

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“So I crashed the gate doing 98 & was just about to yell let them truckers roll; when my desk smacked me in my face & I Woke up in hospital!”

HELP I WAS MULTIBOXING 6 GILAS WHILE DOING T6 ABYSS AT THE SAME TIME

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Guys Is it too early to start making 9/1 Never Forget memes?

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mention the ‘Laptop From Hell’ just once in chat and this is what happens!

i do hope CCP are going to refund us on downtime and lost of ships.

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Our Limey Hamsters taste so much better though. :stuck_out_tongue:

Yeah, you’re screwed. :o

twitch drops splatted :hamster: :hamster: :hamster: :hamster: :hamster:

the deathless hacked your servers from INSIDE the game :face_with_open_eyes_and_hand_over_mouth:

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…NOW WHAT DO WE DO???

You know, every time I join a pvp fleet or fly solo, everything always goes wrong. There are no suitable targets, the enemy is too strong and all that stuff. Okay, I’m used to it. But CCP, don’t you think that killing the server at the moment when I’m undock is already too much ?

Quick, feed the hamsters some steroids!

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We could…

Go outside?

I hear the loot sucks though…

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Thats the problem - they look too tempting for lunch. Alabama Hamsters on the other hand - will eat your face if you even look at them while holding a fork.

Pressing F for doubts.

Eve is an MMO, and earlier this year CCP broke chat for an entire week (~1/4 of my billing period).

When they broke it for over a week and bearly said boo about it to anyone, I filed a ticket to point out that chat was fundamentally important in an MMO, it’s how we communicate with people in real-time (e.g., fleet, corp, alliance or Rookie help chat as an example.). I never mentioned intel or local, and yet all I ever got back from the lead GM was that it was my fault for using chat as an intel tool, something the devs never intended and that it was my fault.

So yeeeeeeeeeah, while you hope you get reimbursement, do expect them to respond with Eve isn’t an online game :stuck_out_tongue:

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Do they not get a daily log in booster?

:wink:

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A-steroids ?

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just think of the barges!

I see whut yoo did thur!!!