Showering in EVE

How do capsuleers shower?
Same as you, scrub!
First we get nice and wet.
Then we get awoxed by our rubber duckies.

How do Gallenteans shower?
Same as you, fool!
First we get nice and wet.
Then we bring in a partner for sexy times.

How do Caldaris shower?
Same as you, stupid!
First we get nice and wet.
Then we plan our upcoming acquisitions.

How do Amarrians shower?
Same as you, infidel.
First we get nice and wet.
Then our bath slaves scrub us down.

How do Minmatari shower?
Same as you, dummy.
First we get nice and wet…
Oh, the hot water’s out again.

How do pirates shower?
We don’t.

How do traders shower?
Easy, man.
First we get nice and wet.
Then we scrub ourselves with PLEX.

How does CONCORD shower?
Allow us to demonstrate, citizen.
First we get nice and wet,
Then we clean ourselves with classified Jovian technology.

How does CCP shower?
Just like you, heimskur.
First we get nice and wet.
Then we BRING ON THE WRECKING MACHINE

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dafuq

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Mmmm… I smell an old and obscure meme here.

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Only alphas shower. The rest of us use the gypsy inherent AS-608 anti smell plugin to ignore the odor

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If I need to shower, I just self-destruct and then wake up in a clean, wrinkle-free clone.

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Strange, after reading this thread, I feel the need to bathe. :bath:

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yes true

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It’s a fun meme!

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