At approximately some time last night myself and my multiple personalities scouted an anti-ganker hauling contraband. The contents of their cargo contained a cache of stolen clothing and ships skins that they’ve recovered from gank victims wrecks. While they publicly claim to prevent ganks and care about gank victims the truth emerges as I found one of their more prominent members alts attempting to move the cargo of helpless gank targets to Hek in order to make a quick credit on their broken backs.
I present you the suspect in question and his now smoldering wreck.
Here’s the bill of lading for this pilots treacherous act…
These clothes were no doubt on their way to a homeless shelter when the slimy anti-ganker took it upon himself to minimize his greed instead of being a true fedora-wearing public servant. Since the cargo is now in my possession I will be auctioning off the pieces and all proceeds will go towards making Highsec a safer place.
The nasty anti-ganker made sure to tell me exactly how he felt…
____________er: u sucking ■■■■
____________er: u realize that it was loot I’ve scooped from wrecks and some of it from me ganking on my secret alts?
____________er: ur dad loves and ur mum sleeps with a donkey
____________er: it’s ok I’m just gon go scam new players in rookie systems then
Wow, truly vile right? Well I guess let this be proof that not only are anti-gankers pathetic in just about every conceivable way, but they are in fact wolves in sheep’s clothing.