NET CORRESPONDENT We 've just landes here on whar cap troopres are calling "Big K" with the 6th Mobile Infantery division... It 's an ugly planet, a bug planet, a planet hostile to life as we iGKKKKKK ! Blood hits the lens as the Correspondent is cut in half. The CAMERA catches a glimpse of HUGE CLAWS as Cap Trooper JOHNNY RICO , 18, blows away SOMETHING BIG big with his pulse cannon.
Com’on, let’s go ! ON THE BOUNCE
The cap troopers move out, among them DIZZY FLORES, 18, ACE LEVY, 19, and KITTEN SMITH, 18. The CAMERA pauses, unsure. FED NET CENTRAL (O.S.) FOLLOW THEM...! GO ! GO ! The CAMERA follows. The PULSE of BUG BATTERIES is blinding. Cap Troopers scream as they are torn apart right and left by an enemy seen only in disorientating glimpses.
THIS WAY !
The group splits into two, and the CAMERA follows Johnny. Something slices Kitten Smith, and he goes down screaming.
Johnny stops to help his comrade. A CLAW slashes into him.
Now something grabs the CAMERA, spinning it around. We glimpse the hideous jaws of an ARACHNID WARRIOR. CAMERAMAN (O.S.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! The CAMERA hits the ground. Johnny, badly wounded, bleeding from the mouth, crawls into CAMERA, trying to get away from the dark INSECT SHAPES that close in on him.
Get yer butts in here!
Brioche is on the house.
Brioche is no longer available.
If you’ve read this far down you’ll probably have guessed I ran out of creative ways to say “bump” years ago.
The Man again
It’s a Brave new world!
Got biscuits in.