Doesn’t it, darling? The Deep Bureaucracy’s insidious cleverness is insidiously clever.
Sure, it starts with Matari immigrant test subjects. But once electron wave folding proves safe enough, the Deep Bureaucracy and its mining front won’t stop with settlement facilities.
We might all find our electrons rolled up into a state of never unrolling, trapping us in a miniaturized subspace microverse where the scarcity conundrum has been cracked wide open. Why, any person, no matter how common, could just reach out and grab a mint mango martini off a gold tray before settling down to a documentary on how the swollen tip of a Miasmos produces advantageous fluid vacuum dynamics when sliding into the docking canal of…
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All right, I admit the Deep Bureaucracy and its mining front might be on to something.
But that is no excuse for this criminal absence of transparency. If miniaturizing Matari is a necessary step toward utopia, then by all means, just say so. There is no need to frame the artists… ARTISTS… who perform follicle miracles at Gabriel’s Old City Tetra Gramma Metatron Salon.
I mean, please. What despicable smears are next? Will we be told that a charming female-to-male transgender Ni-Kunni androgyne with curly blond hair is secretly running a gargantuan soul-smuggling cartel out of a hair salon gigolo emporium?
I mean, come on…!
Oh, just a moment, there’s someone on the other line…
Darling! Were your adorable little ears burning? I was just insisting you are above reproach, and… What’s that? Oh. Oh. Oh, my goodness. I see. How insidiously (dare I say “devilishly?”) clever! That’s that, then. While I have you, the Dowager Duchess remains over three moons with the imperial seraphim sapphire hairnet you made for her. Will we see you at the next recital? Oh, wonderful! Yes, yes, I’ll take the usual, yes, five Brutor, three Krusual, and that Achuran twink with a flawless complexion. Toodles!
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Where were we? Right! I am certain whoever won an important federal election recently forged eleven thousand votes in a swing province with an intent to disadvantage patriotic nationalists. Absolutely certain. Release the krakens!