The Champion is Reborn

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Edit: Anyanka Funk’s soul is successfully summoned back into New Eden and she is reborn. My grand sacrifice was not in vain. Praise the Red God.

Below is the original text of the post and the list of the sacrificed clones.

Anyanka Funk is no more. The chosen champion of the Red God scored her final victory and is now one with the Eternal Void.

To properly honor the deceased champion, I vow before the Red God to slay one hundred capsuleer clones in Anyanka’s name. I shall retire from EM for this. The victims of this grand sacrifice will be listed here. May their blood empower Anya’s soul in her eternal journey. May the crimson rivers we feed flow into the sea of blood under the Dark Light at the End Times.

May New Eden bleed and burn.

THE HECATOMB

1. Dawnbreaker Okaski
2. CaptainJames TiberiusKirk
3. Arnim Zoiberg
4. Vehatana
5. Kamo Rait
6. 280 Leguan
7. Jennifer Akiga
8. snail gastropod
9. snail gastropod - Second kill 40 min later in another system! Autopiloted again!
10. Micka Feds
11. IOI 684014
12. Stoczkowska Armata
13. Irial Naari
14. Pastrama Black
15. Tiffany Ezekiel
16. Arlana Penken
17. Viz - 57 m in implants
18. Jhon Chastot
19. Non-Dairy Creamer
20. lys Shana - 60 m in implants
21. Melli van Dark - 100 m in implants
22. Fudgenuget pooface
23. Hioni Musashi - 100 m in implants, 14 m paid out bounty
24. Siloc Garven - 763 m in implants, golden pod
25. FL rolll
26. Rikar Oasiel
27. strannik178 nilirik
28. Max Skot - 19 m in implants, 4 m paid out bounty
29. Tier Audanie - 44 m in implants
30. AxleTC OTW
31. Stefan Adler - 666 m in implants
32. Sirmega Shalanir
33. Arch Inquisitor
34. isa ronhdy
35. Perry Rohdan - 167 m in implants, 6 m paid out bounty
36. Vapeliner
37. Excal Rin
38. Hottie McTottie
39. xieon douche
40. Phosphorescentt
41. Atticus Payne
42. stratos69 Elongur
43. UCIGATOAREA
44. Pocket Quran - 100 m in implants
45. Gektor Varvarus
46. Dic Cassidy - 40 m in implants
47. Katarina DeCouteu
48. Kopalka Olfovna
49. Maria Doos - 48 m in implants
50. Amen Zok
51. La Naya - 529 m in implants, 74 m paid out bounty
52. Trafalgar DLo
53. The JonaWane
54. CHalun Evgen
55. Pinguin Polar - 23 m in implants
56. Fresh Time - 25 m in implants
57. Talya Oramara
58. Urban The Second
59. Ricardo Cypher
60. Javert en Chalune
61. Waffles Waffleton
62. Xerdion Muutaras - 210 m in implants
63. Mudgutts-Jnr
64. LKW Mann
65. MASTERDDD Swashbuckler
66. Loki Leon
67. wudlang Rin
68. Frmol - 266 m in implants
69. Ruslan Storozhuk
70. Jason OPhee
71. Hunter NxG
72. Indy Meh
73. jita Anzomi - 44 m in implants
74. Lillia Cadreu
75. Samherz Ambraelle
76. Omino Kami
77. Max Fixer
78. wuhun wu
79. Johnnypal
80. Anakha Bhelliom - 40 m in implants
81. Arya Aiedail
82. Di Ikkala
83. Shadow Dawns
84. KISA Bathana
85. Harris Alexei
86. Stakhanova
87. peak117 dBmF
88. ERIO Ikkala
89. Tivern Maniva
90. XxsToMxX
91. Aldrin DragonBorn
92. Shadeslayer Oumis
93. Axaern Jamal
94. Atesh Tarsha - 704 m in implants
95. Musho Lemmont - 73 m in implants
96. Silent Edge
97. Gwen Odunen
98. Bainen Uta - 21 m in implants
99. hjk Chent-Shi
100. Kall Fausset

Sacrifices by Solstice
(Capsuleer clones slaughtered by @Solstice_Projekt in the name of @Anyanka_Funk)

1. the-wolf-paw
2. Arledas Haruleg
3. Alexandr Druzhynin - 184 m in implants

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Well that’s not good, sorry to hear it.

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OK.

Follow your leader, and why wait? Biomass today.

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I’d gladly do it, but I promised not to.

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Promises are made to be broken.

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Who’s up for drinks?

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I’ll take you up on that.

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You tempt me.
Okay, I’ll kill one hundred pods in Jita and then follow Anya. I actually want to.

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Well this is turning out to be a good day after all.

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Don’t. The pod thing is not what I’m referring to. Who here with combat experience hasn’t killed close to 100 pods? What kinda goal is that?

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This is wonderful news. Thank you for sharing.

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It’s a funeral sacrifice, Deitra. Not a “goal”.

P.S. These wonderful people here keep proving why I want to kill each and every one of them. Except you, so far.

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Still, it’s far too little for yourself or her. I’m against you or anyone else (aside from Nauplius or PIE in general) doing it but, well, you deserve a better thing than something the average combat pilot uses as a starting point. Ya know?

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Stop trying to talk her out of it. If a wannabe Sanist wants to off themselves voluntarily, you should encourage it.

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Sorry but I just can’t support it. It’s just not right.

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What’s not right is people like Anyanka, Nauplius and various others existing in the first place. Just let it go.

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Well, that’s what we seem to agree upon. And before I go, I’ll try to make the likes of you and your amarrian friends here really regret that the people like me exist.

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Ok, as long as you really cease existing. No backsies.

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DO A BACKFLIP!

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We already do. Begone already.

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