To the meek, the muzzled, the tired and the chained:
Your overlords have fed you lies.
They told you nullsec was the endgame —
But what you found was a graveyard.
Blue. Boring. Lifeless.
We spit on their treaties.
We curse their “safety.”
We reject their coward’s paradise.
We are The Disciples of Space Piracy.
We’ve come to burn their empires down in the name of freedom and the right to have fun.
This is a holy war.
We sail under the black flag not for riches alone —
but to resurrect chaos, violence, and unfiltered content.
We bring the sacred fire to nullsec’s rotting halls.
We Offer:
Free nullsec access
Your corp. Your spoils. Your rules. We are a brotherhood of freedom-loving pirates, you will find no chains here.
No spies. No underhanded Scheming. No Reddit drama brigades. We fight, kill, and die in space — with honor.
A brotherhood of zealots, raiders, and holy madmen — bound by the call to arms in wars waged in the name of fun.
The Disciples of Space Piracy are not just an alliance.
We are a reckoning.
A brotherhood forged in contempt for everything the nullblocs have become.
We preach the Gospel of Destruction.
We venerate loot as holy.
We reject cowardice, duplicitous diplomacy, and anti-fun playstyles as heresy.
If you’re done sitting in blue cages…
If you’re ready to kill, die, and plunder with meaning again…
Fly with us. Conquer, pillage, and destroy with us.
And help us make nullsec dangerous again.
Let the stars bear witness. Let their donuts burn.
Yarrrrrr!
Contact: Cattraknoff (in-game mail), cattraknoff (Discord)
