Ahoy, ye scurvy dogs!
I, Cattraknoff, The Pirate Apostle, Founder of the Church of Space Piracy and the Disciples of Space Piracy, stand before ye today with a declaration of war! We are waging a fierce battle—not for territory, not for riches—but for FUN! We’ve had enough of the lifeless, joyless PvP that chokes the life out of Stain. So we’re takin’ it back! We’re declaring war on the lack of fun PvP in Stain, and we will kill each other for sport just to make it right again.
Here’s the battle plan:
From this day forth, the gladiatorial games are ON. We will not only engage in battle for the loot or the killboard stats, no. We will fight for glory, for the thrill of it—and for the corpses of our fallen foes to collect as our most prized trophies! We’re gonna turn every fight into a celebration of carnage and camaraderie, and anyone brave enough to meet our challenge will find themselves honored by the games, and possibly even given a wager worthy of a true pirate.
But that’s not all—we invite the whole of New Eden to join us in these games. If ye seek a worthy opponent, if yer thirst for blood and sport is as strong as ours, ye know where to find us—A4UG in Stain. Anyone who dares challenge us for an honorable duel is welcome. Bring your ships, bring your courage, and come ready to lose yourself in the sport of killing and dying.
Our War Rules:
- Nothing Fancy, Unless Agreed: T1 frigates are the standard for these games. If yer feeling frisky and wanna spice things up with a shinier ship, that’s fine—just make sure ye and yer opponent agree beforehand. No cheating with fancy pods unless ye’ve both got a reason to go for the big, shiny, glorious fight.
- The Corpse is the Bet: The bet for the duel is simple. The corpse of the loser, as proof of your victory. If ye win, ye collect the body. If ye lose, ye leave a corpse for your foe to claim. But if yer feeling brave, ye can throw in more—ISK, loot, even other ships. But no matter what the bet is, ye must honor it.
- Honor the Duel: Ye fight for glory and fun, but ye must honor the bet! Pay up, whether ye win or lose. If ye back out, ye tarnish your pirate name. Honor is everything.
- Challenge Us All: The Church of Space Piracy and the Disciples of Space Piracy will accept challenges from any true pirate who dares take part in the games. We will fight anyone, anywhere, anytime, for the sport of it—except for Good Sax. Let it be known, that Good Sax shall not taste the joy of our games, until they repent their sins and restore honor to themselves and the space they inhabit. Until then, they will be excluded from our contests as far as our part in them is concerned. They don’t deserve fun in Stain. They be the them that drove it from the region!
- Constant and Perpetual Fun: This ain’t a one-off, lads. The games shall hopefully some day be 24/7—if there’s a fight worth having, it’s happening. Whenever a group gathers, the games will be ready to roll. Fun is perpetual here, and death is merely a part of the process.
So, sharpen yer blades, load yer cannons, and meet us in Stain for the greatest gladiatorial games this galaxy has ever seen.
We fight for sport. We fight for glory. We fight for the thrill. And we fight for the pirate way.
Let the games begin! Thus sayeth the Pirate Apostle: No one will stop us from having fun in Stain! We fight because we want to, we kill for glory, and we honor every fallen opponent with their corpse as our trophy.
