The Church of Space Piracy now proudly announces the Perpetual Gladiator Games! We be bringin’ a new brand of pirate fun to the Stain region, and we want YOU to join us for honorable duels, tactical free-for-alls, and the glory of combat where the only rule is that everyone’s here for the thrill of the fight, and the joy of the chase!
The Gladiator Games are open to all pilots who wish to test their mettle in honorable combat. Whether ye be veteran warrior or a new pirate, this be a place for all to fight, learn, and have a damn good time! The Games are never-ending, and we encourage spontaneous duels, team brawls, or full-on free-for-alls, with any pirates who want a chance at glory! We’ll be fightin’ not just to win, but for the fun of it! We’ll be celebratin’ killin’ and dyin’, as every match is a chance to prove ourselves and maybe learn a new trick or two. It’s a gladiatorial fight, where death is expected, not feared!
A4UG is our main battleground, but don’t be fooled—if ye can’t find us there, the Games are open to all. We’ll make sure there’s always some pirate willing to throw down for the fun of it whenever we can. Perpetual fun, day or night, with the spirit of piracy in every bout.
The rules be simple:
1 All challenges must be honorable—no underhanded tactics. We’re pirates, not cowards.
2 Mutually agreed upon conditions—the fight must be fair. Solo duels, teams of two, or free-for-alls, or whatever else is agreed but the terms must be clear before any ship goes down.
2 Wagers are encouraged! Whether it’s ISK or bragging rights, there must always be something on the line. But no one leaves empty-handed, as the trophies of our kills be the true prize.
3 The corpse is always yours to claim, unless both parties mutually agree to exceptions. Any pirate who leaves a corpse behind when it could be collected is no true pirate! We collect trophies and honor the dead, for they are the true marks of victory.
4 Always respect the spirit of the Games. If the fight stops being fun, it stops being a match.
5 Don’t cheat—any pirate who breaks the rules of honor or dishonors their opponent will face the consequences, for we are bound by the Code.
6 If yer defeated, yer corpse be taken by the victor—that’s the price of glory, and we cherish those who fall in the name of the fight!
7 The Church and Disciples of Space Piracy leadership, and any honorable pirate spectators, can sponsor special matches and hand out random rewards for spectacular fights that show true skill, spirit, or just a damn good time.
This is a place for pirates, for honorable combat, and endless fun. We don’t care about your killboard stats or your past victories—we care about how well you fight and how much fun you bring to the arena! It’s all about the journey, the adrenaline, and the bragging rights that come from a good fight and a trophy corpse to remember it by.
This ain’t about grindin’, this ain’t about farming kills—it’s about feeling the rush of the battle, learning new tricks, testing your ship’s limits, and showing your mates that you’re not afraid to die. Dying’s part of the fun, and we celebrate it. Killing’s part of the thrill, and we relish it. The Church of Space Piracy be all about constant fun, and if ye want to be a part of it, all ye need to do is come find us, challenge us, and fight us.
We’re open to anyone who’s willing to play by the rules until you prove you won’t honor a fight with us and generally you’ll find some of us there willing to fight at any given time, willing to have some fun in a duel.
The Gladiator Games in Stain are open 24/7 to anyone willing to join in and prove their worth. The only thing we ask is that you honor the spirit of the Games and fight like a true pirate. Death’s part of the fun, and honor’s the name of the game.
So come on down to A4UG and throw down for fun and glory. Let’s make Stain the pirate playground it was always meant to be. Fight. Die. Learn. It’s what we do. And if you’re good enough, maybe you’ll be the one to walk away with the greatest prize—the respect of all true pirates.
Let the Games begin!