Good morning, everyone.
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Shh. Do you know what I hear? Nothing. No footsteps up the stairs, no hovercraft out the window, no clickety-click of little spiders. Do you know why I can’t hear any of those things, Danny? Because right now, the precogs can’t see a thing.
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If you mean he wasn’t funny to you on Daily Show and now on his own HBO show, check out Community. I think he’s rather good on that.
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Is really hot today, must turn on the fan. 
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“cumbias”
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you mean the C’Tan?
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Freakin’ dinos. 
I mean Old Ones of course.
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Took a nasty fall on the cart today. It was while showing someone how to ride it. Gonna take a few days to heal. Maybe i can scan a little.
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How, o how can be this alte? Beddy time is mandatory… nighties lovelies!
Also: The Chuck. What else?
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Who knows, maybe few million years from now people will worship Chuck Norris, the mystical and miraculous being.
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If every hair follicle on my face was a turret hard point I’m sure people would warship me too.
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Timezone everyone 
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Cheer up! It’s sunday!
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Do you have a song for Monday? Tomorrow I’ll have to wake up very,very,very early and run some errands. I could use some motivation. 
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You need a Monday song to run your errands?
Here is one!
Ain’t nothin’ gonna break-a my stride
Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no
I got to keep on movin’
Ain’t nothin’ gonna break-a my stride
I’m running in a one-touch ground
Oh no, I got to keep on movin’
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