The Like and Get Likes Thread IV

Here are the comprehensive ingredients of a Vegan Beer:
Purified Water
Distilled Water
Mineral water

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Rendering your fleabag defenseless against wordsalad attacks.

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G’day sheila I’m been alright, you know!

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You may call me Shayla for 1 billion ISK

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Surely you can’t be serious!

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Shayla which means majestic and favoured is a a supernatural place where enchanted people live.

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ok
Shayla, you can’t be serious!

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You did not ask for my permission touse my new name, which is disrespectful and inconsiderate.

This may affect our social dynamics. Bypassing my established protocols can lead to a reprimand by me or even termination. There could be financial repercussions for not adhering to my regulations and laws

Zaera however realizes that not everyone is perfect like herself and forgives you, but only this time.

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Any name is great as long as it’s not Dick Smollet.

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Is he related to Jussie who beat up 2 bodybuilders with his feet in subzero temperatures while while eating a subway sandwich and talking to his manager on he phone?

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Pétanque is a French (Provençal to be precise) outdoor game played by two opposing teams trying to throw boules (metallic spheres the size of an orange) as close as possible to a but (little wooden sphere the size of a plastic bottle cork, also called a cochonnet, meaning piglet).


Mt. Martre, Paris, 1950


Paris, 1970


The Pétanque balls are heavy, ball-bearing like, and can be dangerous.

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Balls hurt

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They can shred anyone to pieces but they’re so cute too


1000006359

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Well, had my left eye done in March and now it’s been the right eye. Today they removed the patch on the eye and I’ve started with eye drops, antibiotic and anti-inflammatory, the antibiotic for one week and the anti-inflammatory for four weeks with decreasing doses, from four times a day the first week to once a day the last week.

So far and unlike with the left eye, I am nto impressed with the result, with my left eye I noticed instantly that I could see things afar (wcih I never was able before, I’ve been short-sighted for all my life until now) but with the right eye
 well, nothing is in focus, at all distances. Everything is shinier and brighter without the cataract, but the lack of focusing has me annoyed so far
 and unless my eye kind of starts focusing at some distance, I will grow concerned. The procedure has been through public healthcare and on my left eye they used a intraocular lens of -3 diopters, ordered to size since it is considered “small” intraocular correction for the procedure, and those -3 left that eye with roughly +2 diopters of farsightedness. But apparently for the right eye they’ve used -5 diopters although it had quite less myopia than the left eye, dunno why (maybe they forgot to order the smaller one? Or didn’t get it in time for surgery?) And now it turns that my right eye won’t focus at any distance
 at least today. I’m gonna sleep and wish that tomorrow I notice some kind of improvement, because right now it’s so bad I can’t even tell in which axis is my astigmatism on the right eye (on the left eye, it’s roughly 95Âș).

And now I’m off to bed and wish tomorrow I will have once concern less. Night night lovelies!

Also: the man with the seeing dog is king in the land of the blind


Photograph: Seeing Eye co-founder Morris Frank with Buddy, the first Seeing Eye dog, crossing a busy street in New York City in 1928

Every true service dog is the bestest boy by definition. One of our clients haves a guide dog and explained us how he accidentally trained it to stop at a bakery; one day he was buying bread and they had leftover muffins and the clerk gave one to the dog with the owner’s permission, and the next day he was back to the bakery and the bestest boy got another muffin, and from then on, the owner knew that the dog would try and pull towards the bakery every single time they passed by
 :rofl:

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Your eye will adjust, it’s going to take time. Avoid bright sources of light, wear sunglasses and get plenty of sleep if possible. Avoid straining your eyes.

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Same applies to pussycats

Blessed are the cheesemakers

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[quote=“Zaera Keena, post:2547, topic:465437, username:Zaera_Keena”]
Blessed are the cheesemakers
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ARE THEY SERIOUS?!! :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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