Meh, that’s nothing… even I could beat them, just dare me to outrun a white shark on a running track or outswim a pilgrim falcon in a swimming pool an I’ll show them how it’s done! 
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I couldn’t dare anyone to do anything that I wouldn’t do. Especially outrun a shark on a track. Those things are deadly and you need at least two legs to run.
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You can fly to a destination but there is always some walking involved once there. Take a strip mall or shopping center for exemple. There’s a lot of steps between the hair salon and the tattoo parlor, or between the gym and the Wendy’s but flying around a place like that isn’t practical. That’s why some people bring their electric chair, it’s comfortable and permit a better view when window shopping. Better than skates or golf carts.
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(has a sudden vision of Zaera cycling through the corridors of a mall)
No, cycling inside a mall wouldn’t be very practical neither… 
And now I’m off to bed! Night night lovelies!
Also: that feeling of AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Photograph: San Franciscan strip club barker, by Fred Lyon, 1950
All I can say is… aaaaahhhh!!! 
(Because nothing says “come in and see Red Hot Toots and The Sophisticated Mama Lamay “Sophie Tucker” with no cover or admission charge”, like a clown in full dress and ordinary shoes, with some weird musical instrument…)
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I had worked in retail back in 2009 at an adult store, though the idea indicates that some people wear some kind of protective badge of honour as in a way of acknowledging that dealing with general public brings a range of stressful situations in their retail job to make various difficulties feeling less intimidating.
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You might not realise though I had set a playful roleplay situation that would help gauge someone’s personality or interests without directly asking.
It was a fun little test that might give away some hints about who shares similar tastes.
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“The ability to deal with people is as purchasable a commodity as sugar or coffee. And I will pay more for that ability.” - John D. Rockefeller, richest man in modern history.
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I know right? It says “Strips gags girls” !
They gonna strip and gag the girls ?!? 
That clown is so creepy!
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Just browse the stories from a website called Not Always Right* and both that comic strip and Rockefeller’s quote will become too real… with the exception that nowadays nobody pays for that ability.
*fair warning: what has been read can’t be unread
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Something wish to share;
Constantly feeling buzzed or drunk takes a told on the energy and any focus that might seem fun at first, but it’s definitely a lot of effort to maintain this level of tipsiness’ all the time.
So I allowed myself to become sober for two and a half days this past week and then the past two days had been straining to maintain what was once considered easy.
// it’s going to take 17 months of not drinking alcohol to get my daily average down to 4 per day before I can safely consume alcohol again.
It’s like my mind is fighting with me to not slip back into the daily routine.
/ what I had described is also a very common experience with alcohol dependence.
The longer an alcoholic stays sober, the harder it can feel to return to that old state.
I think it is because on some level you start remembering what it feels like to be clear- headed. (Btw with 28 drinks tonight my head feels clear and how hard it will be to get back into what I had once found easy)
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I checked them and what I’ve read so far about them was quite unsettling.
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Not my problem… ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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I’m in fact just like most bachelors who try to please
their cats
/ sometimes their peers have a greater influence over them such as fang @Zaera_Keena
/
Teasing
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Wow you had ms Zeaea
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Would you elaborate, please?
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Perhaps you should take the opportunity to run!
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