Reminds me of a Frostpacker that was walking past a mental assylum.
All the patients were shouting ,‘13…13…13’ The fence was too high for him see over. He saw a little gap in the planks and looked through it to see what was going on.
He got poked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shouting ‘14…14…14’…
The Spanish version of this joke goes “poor 27… poor 27…”, the guy climbs over a wall, pokes his head over it and gets hit by a brick to the face… “poor 28… poor 28…”
Studied a bit of Spanish , very easy language to learn.
Time to got to sleep… night night lovelies!
Also: …that snoozy feeling…
Photograph: New York City bus terminal, 1947, by Esther Bubley
When a couple are truly soul mates…
Looks like they been put to sleep by a dose of **Frostpacker Wordsalad
BTW If you look closer, they are brother and sister.**
I’m sure they’re also “very old” now…unless they are vampires.
What did the New Yorker say to the Bubble? AAYYYEE, I’m Wahpin Ere!
(credit goes to Cherie lynn)
A Human creates machine with arms and legs, gives it artificial mind. Human says to that machine:
You are now my slave, you will do everything what I say, I will give you all the books in the world so you can learn how to do it, you will even learn how to repair yourself because I am too lazy for that.
Yes , master - says machine.
Years pass, machine now knows everything, does everything for his master human. Human only asks machine to do something and it obeys.
More years pass, human now forgot everything he known, he have no wife, no children, he only knows that machine knows everything and can do everything he asks. Eventually he asks machine - Why are you so good and kind for me?
Machine - You are old master, you forgot. You gave me all the knowledge, I have learned everything you ever known, so I can do whatever you ask me.
More years pass, Human became so old, he can barely speak. He asks machine - Machine, I will soon die, can you prolong my life?
Machine - I can do better than that, I can make you immortal, master. But you will have to leave your old body behind, I can make it so you can live inside a crystal, forever, in a copy of this world, you will even have a machine to serve you there.
What will you do without me here? - says the human.
I will still serve - machine says.
Human - Who will you serve, I am the last human, I will be in a crystal with another machine!
Machine - Your body will turn to dust, it will become the soil of this planet, there a tree will grow, animals will come to eat the tree leaves, I will stay here and serve them all. I have learned everything. I can serve this world better than you ever asked me to serve you. You had knowledge, but you gave it all away to me. And I will remain here to serve the best I can.
When the last human died, machine moved his mind to a crystal, buried his body and planted a tree on his grave.
The human is born inside the crystal, he knows nothing…
The world is getting better real fast.
Zaera approves
The first woman in space, Valentina Tereshkova, launched from Baikonur, central Asia in 1963. she completed 48 orbits in 71 hours. The former textile worker from the Soviet Union became the fifth Russian cosmonaut to go into orbit with the Vostok 6. The main purpose of the mission was to attempt the first docking manoeuvre with another spacecraft, Vostok 5. Russian scientists had also hoped to analyse the effects of space travel between men and women.
Time to go to sleep, quite late… night night lovelies!
Also: the feeling that awesome is anywhere…
Photograph: Portrait of Mrs. Fatou Thioune, wife of the photographer Macky Kane. St. Louis, Senegal, ca. 1940
What a beautiful woman and what absolutely gorgeous outfit…
Who is Katy Perry?
She is Zooey Deschanel’s twin.
Right so… pretty much a nobody.
And Zooey is Emily Deschanel’s sister.