Why drink and drive when you can smoke dope and fly?
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I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
âMy name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!â
No thing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
â Percy Shelley, âOzymandiasâ, 1819 edition
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Too much for my little brain to deal with at the moment.
I realise why people live in the woods and talk to squirells.
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Oh donât mind me, tried to be normal once. Worst minute of my life
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âŚthis reminded me ofâŚ
Ghost problems are real.
(And now I am off to bed. Wee! Night night lovelies!)
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I learned a new word today âFAKE FOODâ. Question: Are you eating âFAKE FOODâ?
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I did , ordered a hamburger from macdonalds
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Zaera as a vampire can control your mind.
A demonstration is in order, Zaera will control your foot with her mind.
If you donât believe in the power of Zaera , do the following:
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Sit on a chair, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
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Now while doing this, draw the number 6 in the air with your right hand.
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Zaera commands your foot to change direction.
There is nothing you can do, your foot and everything else belongs to me.
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On a side note, how can anyone gank a Puffin Bird that hangs out on the side of a cliff in Iceland?
All the best if your hunting between April to late August.
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Hunting puffins can be very dangerous, especially when done using traditional methods like cliff-diving or using ropes to reach nearby nests.
Furthermore, puffins themselves can be surprisingly defensive when cornered.
Just ask @Sargon_Of_Amerish how hard it would be to gank a Frostpacker 
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Much harder getting Frostpacker to donate ISK to a poor woman with cats
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In the mood for some âTotal War: Attilaâ, but canât play it due to my older(euphemism) other pc canât handle it. It couldnât handle EVE before I quit, either. Too much awesomeness of both games for a PC to handle!
Therefore, doing some leisure reading to bolster imagination instead:
Article of the day:
Would it be too far out to propose Pandemic Horde and Pandemic Legion got their inspiration from the Golden Horde by looking at the formerâs logo?
PH logo:
Photo of the day:
Hayley photo of the day: None.
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I am mildly disappointed that nutcrackers are not meant to crack nuts anymore, theyâre just oversized toys and many donât even have a moving arm and mouth.
But then I am used to opening chestnuts with a blunt knife, so nothing is lostâŚ
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Time to go to sleep⌠night night lovelies!
Also: please tell us how does he feelâŚ
Photograph: âRed lightâ, Rome, 1956, by William Klein
Thatâs one unusual scooter, btw. Also love how expressive is everyone even without posingâŚ
And yes, your granma sidesaddled on a Vespa because she was cooler than you, and would swing her bag on anyone getting too closeâŚ
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Poor guy, couldnât get a girl
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