That’s why I like to annoy you with it. 
They do have nice implants though! 
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It is already too late.
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…according to Ishtanchuk, if you get your ear close enough to that picture, it sounds exactly like this…
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That cow is about to fart, releasing a large amount of methane, a powerful greenhouse gas that will contribute significantly to climate change.
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That’s an AI cow. It’s not gonna release anything, nor have a weight indicative of a thing. Cows release methane by burping, by the way. So from front end, not the rear end.
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Cows are the best bioreactors there are, entirely bio, self-reproducing, biodegradable also. Converts grass into meat entirely on its own, beats all human attempts to produce meat in labs.
Its like with games, good games were already made.
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Vegatarian cows making meat - daft cows.
By the way , cows do fart. There is a documented case of a cow farting next to a farmer having a smoke in a barn . The farmer was found in a field with a farmer shaped hole in the barn.
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Time to go to sleep… night night lovelies!
Also: when ur hot, ur hot
Photograph: Natalie Wood on stage while filming the pie fight from The Great Race, 1965.
Awesome even with all that whiped cream on her.
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Did someone say pie?
Yummy pumpkin pie for Halloween!
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Some players have natural talent. Some do not…
Aiko’s AI voice and Zaera’s five finger death punch!
Sorry to the 99% who will never understand EVE is an opera where all the music just falls into place for you.
I try to tell my friends what the game is like, and they will never understand either. Nor can I explain…
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Run for the hills, dig a hole and then cry.
Microsoft 50th Anniversary Limited Edition Crocs
Also: here be the hills, this is my hole, and then I AAAAAAAAA!!!
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Do we need this stuff? No.
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Time to go to AAAAAAAAA… I mean, go to sleep. Night night lovelies!
Also: la France
Photograph: French little girl with a French baguette in Paris, France, shot by French photographer Robert Doisneau in 1961, which in France was the same year as in most of the world
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Yes, interesting concept, but… why? And who washes the human washing machine? A machine-washing robot? And then the robot is washed by a robot washing robot…?
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I ran into a lamppost today.
Luckily I only sustained light injuries.
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EVE Miners believe that washing is bad for you. That washing damages their skin’s protective barrier and disrupts their immune system. Showering with hot water and strong soaps is a no no for them , as strips their natural oils, leading to dryness and irritation.
These stinky poos also recon that exposure to germs strengthens their immune system. This is why these stinky creatures need to be ganked at every opportunity, given a bar of soap and forced at gunpoint to shower.
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