I don’t wear much , because I’m smoking hot
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Gawd, that was awful! 
As an old fart who never truly grew up, got broken bones, a missing body part and have to ask my wife where I got my stiches because they bothered her more than I.
I can only say live life to the fullest simply because it’s shorter than you think. Part of why I joined the game. To try to achieve what little we can in the short term were here.
I can’t be a sheep in a world full of sheep. I test and push myself. I try to learn and look at my failures not as such. I look at them with an open mind that tries to absorb all the ■■■■ the world tosses at me.
Even if I won a mega lottery, I have few things on my bucket list.
Your lives should have been so filled…
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I take it you drank less to be able to drive back then!
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Do you come from a land down under?
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I wish I did. I come from the US. Not something to brag about after the last election…
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Wanted to move to the USA when I was young and stupid.
I’m still young but no longer stupid
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I love it when you trip up!
In your 30’s it is! 
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You provide entertainment to the rest of the world.
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Crazy Zaera Lady who holds lots of cats in New Eden
/ also note that I had made some changes to not be so drunk with my forum activity.
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You will not see anything funnier today than this russian A.I. robot. I guess they trained him too much on how to Zapoy - Wikipedia
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She also has lots of cats in WoW.
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Me too. Boy am I glad that didn’t work out!
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I heard that Memphis, TN is a great place to live in the U.S. Lots of chances to put your EVE Online PVP skills there. Not too much different than living in Pochven.
Ok, that joke was really dark, like Pochven’s ambient lighting!
Of course it is my life and stuff. However, I once came across an article of old people’s regrets on their deathbeds, relayed by nurses or personally by them to the journalist writing the article.
I believed I could really learn from their mistakes, such as:
“I wish I followed my passion in life.”
“I wish I was in (or didn’t lose) contact with my friends more often.”
“I wish I didn’t work so hard.”
“I wish I exercised more.”
I also noticed that:
My peers of my age are sacrificing their joy in life in order to act mature.
We have a saying in my language:
“Every sheep is hanged by its own leg.”
So to me success in life is having the freedom to experience whatever we truly, genuinely desire and having some freedom of financial security through multiple streams of income, while becoming the greatest version of my grandest vision through investing time to become better.
A “mastery of life”, if you like to call it.
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I’m quite certain that she’s a few years yours senior. 
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I have this thought that the best what life achieved historically was to duplicate itself before death. So it would mean multiplying in billions before death would be the best strategy at life, and that would mean a bacteria is the king of life in the game of life.
Google Search It even have special effect in google.
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Time to go to sleep… night night lovelies!
Also: weather and location-appropiated clothing…
…according to where do you live in Spain and how’s the weather today:
Canary islands: it’s falling frozen water from the sky! The end is nigh!
Barcelona: there’s snow on the ground! Protect yourselves from this deadly cold!
Madrid: this isn’t so cold, my vermouth is still liquid and all…
Burgos: kind of chilly today, isn’t it? (proceeds to build a dry ice snowball)
Teruel: Yo, I so much hate it when it’s raining liquid nitrogen llke this, next time I’ll bring an umbrella too…
Photograph: Crew of a SAC Boeing B-50 Superfortress in their Arctic gear at Thule Air Base in Greenland, 1951
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The 3 Cold Monkeys
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Everyone knows I’m full of ■■■■ and come from a bygone era. I’m just here to remind players need to make some effort, even in a free game.
A thought/question that occurred to me today is do alpha accts have too much influence on how you play the game? It seems you can do a lot of things that should not be available to a new player who is just supposed to learn, then go omega? Not a new thought nor mine.
It took me a long time and a lot of effort to get where I got “back then.” I support the changes needed for new players to get ahead even if it broke all promises from CCP. Now new players expect a trophy for just showing up. I could say that CCP could change the rules again, but that timeframe and demographic audience is now lost, never to be recovered.
I got to be on the winning side of the 1st Burn Jita. Player made content now long gone. I lost a hulk in the 1st hulkaggedon, complained to support about it. Was told I f’ed up and why. I apologized because I started the game as a hunter and should have know better. Got “all” my stuff back! I love support because they always treated me fairly. So has the ISD! And trust me, I push their buttons as hard as I can. A lot of thd’s over the yrs have ended with my last post. Yeah, surprised me as well.
While I don’t seem to be serving a purpose because I don’t play much anymore, I’m here as a reminder to those who want to try, basically no one anymore, but now can’t support them anymore because I’ve run outta pocket change.
Theres rumors of a good flight sim coming out it the future. Give me a triplane and I will be gone from eve forever.
@Synthetic_Infomorph Thank you for the compliment!
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