Don’t like dogs, had one , it was a coward. You want a fearsome pet, get a cat.
or a warewolf
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I don’t have a dog or a cat, although I love all animals, they’re all God’s creatures.
I’m the fearsome pet! 
My favorite animal:
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Man pets are a pain to tame.
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Male reindeers lose their antlers in the winter and females don’t, so Santa’s sleigh is actually pulled by a team of women… of course.
You better believe it.
My pseudonym on a certain ( defunct ) website was Untamed. I always was and always will be.
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Time to go to sleep, or at least make a plan in the general direction of sleeping… night night lovelies!
Also: Minmattar is a spirit…
He’s got the “bucket” part covered, now just needs some rust and a couple of autocannons…
(Image from the great Ohio river flood in Louisville, 1937)
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when I played Armored Core 6 I named my builds after Minmatar ships, from frigates (for the speedy bois) to battleships (for the chonkers).
so I can definitively confirm that Minmatar is a spirit.
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Oh but now he has the Elon, who’s been delivering full self driving Teslas since 2017, and a new Roadster for 8 years in a row (after taking 250 million $ in deposits), and has succesfully crashed and burned 6 rockets with the 3.7 billion of taxpayer money he got to develop a Moon-landing craft as approved personally by NASA’s former director right before she quit and became a VP at SpaceX… so don’t worry, it’s coming next year, two tops.
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Speaking of Elon…
Which stage are you at?
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I strongly admire Elon for his ability to get paid. He’s the living embodiment of the proof that most people are as dumb as a dumpster truck.
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Do you have cat like reflex?
My cat woke me up just before 3 am this morning forcing me to react to his needs.
Because cat like reflex means being able to exit rem sleep 
and react quickly without becoming upset.
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They’re eating the Fedos in Dodixie!
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I bet they taste like chicken.
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Your type huh?
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It had been stated in the past that;
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat body off of the ground!
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